It's that time again to talk like a pirate.

[Wings]

10th annual, in fact.


Unleash your inner buccaneer.

http://talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

 

[CandiCame]

and I've never hoist the mainstay
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 

[RobDownSouth]

"At least we're not the Astros!"

 

[Adre]

10th annual, in fact.


Unleash your inner buccaneer.

http://talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

C'mere me beauty. I'll be wanting' my way wit you now. Put your hand here on my peg.

 

[Wings]

This is the only day I can say "I'd like to shiver your timber" while sounding a little less geeky.

 

[kbate]

This is the only day I can say "I'd like to shiver your timber" while sounding a little less geeky.

Far be it from me to rain on your parade, but . . .

 

[neci]

i'll walk myself off the plank.

 

[Squibbs]

Fucking playgrounders.

 

[Adre]

Far be it from me to rain on your parade, but . . .

Arrr, that ain't pirate talk. Is that a parrot in your panties?

 

[Wings]

Far be it from me to rain on your parade, but . . .

:scowlemotethingy:

 

[Wings]

i'll walk myself off the plank.

Swan dive. Do it.

 

[Wings]

Fucking playgrounders.

How old are you? 90? Do you yell at meddling kids too? Jesus, go fuck yourself.

 

[kbate]

Arrr, that ain't pirate talk. Is that a parrot in your panties?

I prefer modern pirate talk to archaic and probably-never-used-outside-of-Hollywood pirate talk.

Things like: Higher Taxes for the Rich! A lower Fed Rate will spur Hiring! Invest with Madoff!

 

[kbate]

:scowlemotethingy:

:geekicon:

 

[Adre]

I prefer modern pirate talk to archaic and probably-never-used-outside-of-Hollywood pirate talk.

Things like: Higher Taxes for the Rich! A lower Fed Rate will spur Hiring! Invest with Madoff!

You're about as much fun as termites on my peg leg.

 

[xBuxombabex]

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just Arrrrr!

 

[kbate]

You're about as much fun as termites on my peg leg.

A real talk-like-a-pirate would have said, "me pegleg".

 

[Wings]

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just Arrrrr!

Heh. This was cute, thank you

 

[Adre]

A real talk-like-a-pirate would have said, "me pegleg".

A real pirate says whatever he wants. And that weren't me, it was me parrot.

 

[neci]

Swan dive. Do it.

*bellyflop*

 

[Squibbs]

How old are you? 90? Do you yell at meddling kids too? Jesus, go fuck yourself.

Settle down, butterbean.

Don't eat me.

PS
Take your bullshit fluff to the playground, cunt.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

"At least we're not the Astros!"

hahah

 

[Wings]

Settle down, butterbean.

Don't eat me.

PS
Take your bullshit fluff to the playground, cunt.

Your suggestion will be given all the consideration it deserves. Have a nice* day.



*hate-filled and bitter

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

vote - winged

 

[chillywilly2]

Little Johnny dressed as a pirate for Halloween.

The sweet old lady down the street says...oh how sweet...a pirate...where are your bucaneers
Little Johnny says...arrrr under me bucan hat