QuickDuck
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Ok well i got a chuckle out of this 
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.!! It's gonna start". This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts". That's it! She blows her top! "You #**#**#**! You waltz in here, flop your fat a** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started!
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.!! It's gonna start". This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts". That's it! She blows her top! "You #**#**#**! You waltz in here, flop your fat a** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started!
