It's so big it won't fit!

[alias x]

Out of curiosity, anyone ever had someone actually say this? It doesn't count if the person was being sarcastic or was parodying erotica. It half-counts if the person was saying it as a compliment rather than actually meaning it.

 

[sxcascinn]

Hehe I said it does that count?

I said it to my bf at the time. Hey come on I was a virgin and I now know he was big. Hmm Maybe thats why we ended up getting divorced who knows.. lol
Lets just say it took a while for me to not be a sweet little virgin anymore... Hey this is my first post. Amazing can still be a virgin somewhere . hehe

 

[PoeticMusings53]

I said it to my bf at the time. Hey come on I was a virgin and I now know he was big. Hmm Maybe thats why we ended up getting divorced who knows.. lol
Lets just say it took a while for me to not be a sweet little virgin anymore... Hey this is my first post. Amazing can still be a virgin somewhere . hehe

I've run into the same problem myself a few times, and have heard these words: girls who don't start getting jiggy until their early 20's run into this problem, even with average sized guys. I'm average, maybe a shade above, and its painful for those that haven't been with a different homey every weekend since they were 15.

 

[sxcascinn]

I was a mere 17.
But he was still too big for me even after I gave birth...
I guess size does matter and not always in the bigger is better way!

 

[Pen_Dragon]

Out of curiosity, anyone ever had someone actually say this? It doesn't count if the person was being sarcastic or was parodying erotica. It half-counts if the person was saying it as a compliment rather than actually meaning it.

I said it to my last gf, but not exactly in this context.

Man, she was loose!

 

[Just-Legal]

I've said it >.< I was referring to girth rather than length though.

... its still a tight fit

 

[angelicminx]

Does, "Oh my god you're huge... let's see if it fits" count?

 

[cumallday]

Which orifice are we talking about?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Told a g/f once it was way big and if I fell in would she throw me a rope. She didn't hang around long. Don't know why.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Told a g/f once it was way big and if I fell in would she throw me a rope. She didn't hang around long. Don't know why.

damn, don't you just hate when they cut and run?

When you fist a woman- or any one at all, of course- you would take plenty of time to let them stretch till you can fit inside of them. I once played with a women who said; "Just punch right in" and she was telling the truth


BUt I think alias x was talking about in a story- I sort of wrote one like that ;

"She give head so fine." Tony said dreamily, as if he'd read his mind. Tracy laughed softly.

"Yeah, that thing of yours, and no woman can even get it in her mouth, so what do you dig most of all?" He reached for the joint, lit it and passed it to Tony.

(note to self- get rid of the adverb)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Out of curiosity, anyone ever had someone actually say, "It's so big it won't fit!" It doesn't count if the person was being sarcastic or was parodying erotica. It half-counts if the person was saying it as a compliment rather than actually meaning it.

I never minded not having that said to me, but I did object to partners asking, "Is it in yet?"

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Trombonus]

Yes I've heard it.

I had the same virgin porblems myself. My first girlfriend was a virgin too, and try as we might I just couldn't get the damn thing in without a ton of lotion, and heaven help us if it slipped out.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No, she never said I was too big. She did say that she was too small for me once or twice, but I never felt like I was trying too hard to get it in. I think she was just self conscious.

 

[FallingToFly]

I once had a guy drop his pants, I took one look, and told him to zip back up.

It wasn't the size I had a problem with. It was the extremely sharp upward curve, it looked like a 45 degree bend from where I was. I did actually give it the college try- and discovered that I was right- that fucking hurt. He got a sympathy blow and went home, and I called my best friend and asked him wtf was wrong with God.

 

[Skip1934a]

Nope. Never heard it in real life, but I put it an a story.

As for me, I've had it said that I sure knew how to use what God gave me. I think I may be close to average, or just a wee bit over or under. Not sure what the mean is.

What amazes me is that at 72, it still works.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I was told I'm "pretty well endowed" by a GF once. That's as close as I've ever been to hearing it.

She had no problems taking it though.................

 

[deathlynx]

Yes...Anal is out of the question...I also had an ex which we couldn't do anything without copious amounts of KY...