It's Rollback Tuesday

ABSTRUSE

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No, not in prices like at Wal-Mart....more like the day where you see a lot of cars and things being taken away on a Rollback. Mine being one of them.

Its been making noise in the front end, we thought it was the CV joint. Picking my son up from summer school, we merrily exited the school entrance, I glided out to merge with traffic when it happened....the steering locked, there was a funky noise and then we weren't moving.
My son jumps out of the car and yells............."Ma, your axle is busted." The words every mom wants to hear.
I call the Hubby, he says he's on his way....the son goes and gets the school police officer who directs traffic around my poor wounded car. I now know how the owner of Barbosa felt when he went down. My wheel was off to the side, grease was everywhere and parts were poking out. I started to well up.
The Rollback came and took him away to be fixed. He broke a ball joint and front end axle.
It was sad watching him be taken away. My car is old, but I love it. We have a symbiotic relationship. I have bad joints, he has bad joints. He's family.
I'm going to hug his primered hood when he gets home again.

It's so sad. :(
 
ABSTRUSE said:
It was sad watching him be taken away. My car is old, but I love it. We have a symbiotic relationship. I have bad joints, he has bad joints. He's family.
I'm going to hug his primered hood when he gets home again.

It's so sad. :(
Will we have a memorial service for him? :(
 
ABSTRUSE said:
He's not dead, you bitch!!!

Just give him a nice, long, loving lube job when he gets home. That'll make him happy. ;)

What?

Hey, does everything I say sound dirty? Sheesh . . . .

:p
 
slyc_willie said:
Just give him a nice, long, loving lube job when he gets home. That'll make him happy. ;)

What?

Hey, does everything I say sound dirty? Sheesh . . . .

:p
Pervert.....this sounds like a story line for Trom!
 
At the minimum you need to paste a purple torque wrench medal on the front when your valiant but aging warrior returns to the fold.
 
R. Richard said:
At the minimum you need to paste a purple torque wrench medal on the front when your valiant but aging warrior returns to the fold.
Aw, I love that idea! :rose:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I know, I know...its just a car.......................No, its not, its MY car and I love him. 17 yrs old, original parts just starting to go, only 102,000 miles on him.....sniff.

:rose:

He'll be back soon.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
It was sad watching him be taken away. My car is old, but I love it. We have a symbiotic relationship. I have bad joints, he has bad joints. He's family.
I'm going to hug his primered hood when he gets home again.

It's so sad. :(


:rose: It's going to be okay. In the meantime, how about one of those busses they take to the casinos as a loaner? ;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
The car or the guy who carries your clubs?

The car.

I don't play golf, but if I did, you can be sure the guy carrying my clubs would be one I'd want to keep. ;)
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I know, I know...its just a car.......................No, its not, its MY car and I love him. 17 yrs old, original parts just starting to go, only 102,000 miles on him.....sniff.
I know how you feel.
I'm just waiting for something similar to happen to my aging warhorse. Monty's only 13, with 250,000km up (about 155000miles) and is making sad noises at the front left wheel.
 
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