it's really hard

[unclej]

it's really hard to get the last of the yogurt out of the little cup when all i can find here at the store to eat with is a broken plastic fork with only three tines. just thought you should know.

 

[April]

Use your finger.

 

[marksgirl]

works too!

 

[concrete]

HARD is good....yougart

 

[unclej]

i've got your number marksgirl. you just want to know if my tongue will reach the bottom of the yoplait container.

april, i normally would use my finger but i've been putting a hand rubbed oil finish on a guitar that i'm making for bluesboy2 and it probably wouldn't taste too good. could cause health problems too. like all my kids being born nakid or something like that.

 

[marksgirl]

i've got your number marksgirl. you just want to know if my tongue will reach the bottom of the yoplait container.

april, i normally would use my finger but i've been putting a hand rubbed oil finish on a guitar that i'm making for bluesboy2 and it probably wouldn't taste too good. could cause health problems too. like all my kids being born nakid or something like that.

BUSTED!!! LMAO!

 

[Guest]

i've got your number marksgirl. you just want to know if my tongue will reach the bottom of the yoplait container.

So............
Does it?

 

[marksgirl]

So............
Does it?

Yeah answer the question!

 

[April]

LOL Too practical for my own good?

 

[unclej]

now see, here's the problem...if i tell the truth you ladies are gonna be buggin' the hell out of me all the time. if i lie then i break my personal credo of never lying unless it's to keep people from buggin' the hell out of me...wait, what was the question? oh yeah, not quite. close, but not quite.

 

[marksgirl]

now see, here's the problem...if i tell the truth you ladies are gonna be buggin' the hell out of me all the time. if i lie then i break my personal credo of never lying unless it's to keep people from buggin' the hell out of me...wait, what was the question? oh yeah, not quite. close, but not quite.

Is that like being between a rock and a hard place?

ROTFFLMAO!

 

[unclej]

i don't think you can be too practical april. or too prepared. well, maybe too prepared. i actually got kicked out of the boy scouts for being too prepared.

 

[unclej]

so we're back to hard again, huh? is hubby gonna be home soon?

 

[Kitte]

This is so not what I thought this thread was going to be about...


but to answer your question for now and future knowledge... Flip the fork upside down and use the handle like a scoop.

 

[marksgirl]

so we're back to hard again, huh? is hubby gonna be home soon?

Very soon! I got me some of that new Yoplait Whips Key Lime Pie, maybe I should put Tank to the test!

 

[unclej]

kitte...great minds and all that. i was just going to post that i figured it out by turning it over. took awhile but it was good yogurt and i hate to waste. i started to use the eraser end of a number 2 pencil but wasn't sure that was going to work at all.


marksgirl, let me know how he "measures up"

 

[marksgirl]

I'll be sure to give him the ol yogurt test!

 

[#1tankcomander]

I like yogart!

 

[fgarvb1]

unclej

You were thrown out of the boy scouts too?

 

[Shelby Lynn]

The other aparatus

Ya know, you have a unique attachment that the ladies don't have. I have heard it is quite useful for getting yogurt out of the bottom of the cup....

 

[claude_moveml]

Re: The other aparatus

Ya know, you have a unique attachment that the ladies don't have. I have heard it is quite useful for getting yogurt out of the bottom of the cup....

And you get it into your mouth from there how?

 

[Shelby Lynn]

Re: Re: The other aparatus

And you get it into your mouth from there how?

What??? You mean you can't reach it with your tongue??? I am so disappointed.....

 

[claude_moveml]

Re: Re: Re: The other aparatus

What??? You mean you can't reach it with your tongue??? I am so disappointed.....

No. I'm just an average guy.