It's Only Fucking Tuesday

[Ms_Ann]

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[EternalFantasies]

So?

Its March too. And it's lent.


Fire em up.

 

[Rightguide]

Hump day is tomorrow.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Suppository]

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[Super-Surprise]

Hi GrampaBill!

How come your earlier posts are disappearing?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Hump day is tomorrow.

And then comes Thucking Thurthday. Anyone with a lisp will be obliged by law to give out free blowjobs.

 

[Tryharder62]

Is there such a thing as f**king Tuesday?

 

[coachdb18]

Please don't tell me all the other days are now off limits to fucking! Lord, we'll all be pulled over now by the fuck police

 

[KingOrfeo]

Is there such a thing as f**king Tuesday?

By Our Royal Decree, there is now. Get to it. Shake that moneymaker. Hide that salami. Ride that baloneypony. Use what God gave little girls. Get daaaoooowwwwnnnn! Repeat weekly (at the very least).

Done by Order in Council While Drunk this Fucking Tuesday, the Seventh Day of March, Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen.

-- Orfeo R.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Happy Hump Day!

 

[Maidboy]

A welcome relief after Another Goddamn Monday.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Fucking Wednesday was 6 months long.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Fucking Wednesday was 6 months long.

Cheer up. We set the clocks forward tonight, so Thursday will be an hour shorter!

I know, I know, it doesn't work that way, just pretend.

 

[rocket_surgery]

Cheer up. We set the clocks forward tonight, so Thursday will be an hour shorter!

I know, I know, it doesn't work that way, just pretend.

If you set your clocks ahead tonight you're going to be really early for work tomorrow.

 

[KingOrfeo]

If you set your clocks ahead tonight you're going to be really early for work tomorrow.

Oh, it's not 'til Sunday. I saw a reminder-sign on a store door today and I figured they meant tonight.

 

[rocket_surgery]

Oh, it's not 'til Sunday. I saw a reminder-sign on a store door today and I figured they meant tonight.

It's been on a Sunday for the last 50 years or more. How do you not know that?

 

[KingOrfeo]

It's been on a Sunday for the last 50 years or more. How do you not know that?

It just slipped my mind. (It's slippery in there today, I've been snorting WD-40. Don't ask.)

 

[KingOrfeo]

And then comes Thucking Thurthday. Anyone with a lisp will be obliged by law to give out free blowjobs.

Also now official by Royal Decree!

-- Orfeo R.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Tuesday seems like a lifetime ago...

 

[KingOrfeo]

Happy Freakout Friday!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Jesus H Christ.

 

[KingOrfeo]

A guy wakes up in Hell. The Devil is standing over him, a goat-hooved figure with a big grin.

"Errrmm . . . I wonder if there might have been some mistake. I wasn't really so bad . . ."

Satan puts an arm around his shoulder, hands him a cold beer, and says, "Aw, don't you worry about it, son! We get a bad rap upstairs, but take it from me, Hell is a party! For instance, do you drink?"

"Well, I might have bended my elbow occasionally . . ."

"Today is Sunday. What do you think we do in Hell on Sunday?"

"Errmmm . . . Go to church?"

"Go to church indeed! This is Hell, boy! On Sundays we drink! Everything, man! Wine, beer, whiskey, tequila! We go swimmin' in a brandy snifter the size of Lake Michigan! And no hangover! You're gonna love it, you're gonna love Sunday! Let's see . . . Do you like to do drugs?"

"Well, I might have snorted a line now and then . . ."

"All right, tomorrow's Monday. On Monday, everybody in Hell does drugs! Everything, man! Pot, coke, meth, smack, acid, shrooms, horse tranquilizers . . . We've got Timothy Leary workin' on new recipes! If Jerry Garcia likes it, we all do it! You're gonna love it, you're gonna love Monday! Let's see . . . Are ya gay?"

"Oh, no! I never swung that way!"

"Ooh! You ain't gonna like it on Tuesday!"