freakygirl
Literotica Guru
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- Apr 9, 2001
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I'm definitely a grown up..
1. My potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. I keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when I get up, not when I go to sleep.
5. I hear my favorite song on an elevator.
6. I carry an umbrella. I watch the Weather Channel.
7. My friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. I go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10. I'm the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around me.
12. I don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. My car insurance goes down and my car payments go up.
14. I feed my dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes my back hurt.
16. I no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, my stomach.
19. I go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. I actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time I spend in front of a computer is for real work. (hehehe Lit is work.. right?)
24. I don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Are you a grown up?
1. My potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. I keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when I get up, not when I go to sleep.
5. I hear my favorite song on an elevator.
6. I carry an umbrella. I watch the Weather Channel.
7. My friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. I go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
10. I'm the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around me.
12. I don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. My car insurance goes down and my car payments go up.
14. I feed my dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes my back hurt.
16. I no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, my stomach.
19. I go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. I actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time I spend in front of a computer is for real work. (hehehe Lit is work.. right?)
24. I don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Are you a grown up?
