It's my 5000 post party and I'll cry if I wanna

[Todd]

And thats all I have to say about that

 

[Renegade]

Yeah, you tell 'em Todd. You can cry all you want and as long as you want.

 

[Todd]

Yeah, you tell 'em Todd. You can cry all you want and as long as you want.

 

[Orlanth]

Reny, shut up you fool!

Todd, congrats on the 5000, its officaly helf way untill you hav e no life

 

[Bobtoad777]

Should we let them know I jhave this many posts as well?

 

[God the Father]

Better keep me a secret too.

 

[Renegade]

Todd/Bobtoad

Hmmm so you have 8,000 posts combined from the two names? That makes another 2.000 before reaching the 10,000 mark if you count the two names as one since it's the same user. Sheesh. Anyone ever tell you that you post too much??

 

[Kymberley]

And thats all I have to say about that

Well Said Todd!!!!!

 

[Todd]

Re: Todd/Bobtoad

Hmmm so you have 8,000 posts combined from the two names? That makes another 2.000 before reaching the 10,000 mark if you count the two names as one since it's the same user. Sheesh. Anyone ever tell you that you post too much??

not enough still 4000 behind you

 

[Renegade]

Todd

not enough still 4000 behind you

Reach for that rainbow man. Reach for that rainbow.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Bobbyfrog ....

.... you would cry too if it happened to you.

Congrats darling!

 

[OUTSIDER]

And thats all I have to say about that

All hail.......Todd Gump

 

[Todd]

Sung to the tune of Lump

Todd sat alone on a post in the park
"My name is Bobtoad777," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Todd, He's Todd
What's in his head?
He's Todd, He's Todd, He's Todd
Is he in-bred?

Todd was a big celebrity
He told EBW that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
Laurel always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Todd, He's Todd
He's kinda square
He's Todd, He's Todd, He's Todd
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Bobtoad777
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Bobtoad777
Run... stop!

His buddy God was a sinner-lovin' God
His fly with no legs, everyone calls it Odd
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
Went to Spain, showed Pyper his butt

He's Todd, He's Todd
He's not too bright
He's Todd, He's Todd, He's Todd
But he's all right

Is this Todd out of his head? I think so
Is this Todd really brain-dead? I think so
Did this Todd make lots of bread? I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

 

[Todd]

Fine then be that way, last time i ever makea song making fun of myself and sing i for a bunch of ungratefuls

 

[LordMagicMan]

Todd you are a nut

 

[shadowsource]

Great song!

I really liked it. What's the tune? But is it true you have lots of money? Or was that poetic license? And congratulations on reaching the 20% mark for 25,000 posts, which Laurel will assure you would constitute an all-time record, if you get there first. Hail Todd!

 

[shadowsource]

Oh, ok

But what's "Lump?"

 

[Todd]

Re: Great song!

I really liked it. What's the tune? But is it true you have lots of money? Or was that poetic license? And congratulations on reaching the 20% mark for 25,000 posts, which Laurel will assure you would constitute an all-time record, if you get there first. Hail Todd!

Yes lots I have a retirement mansion built of Gold and diamonds beside a cyrstal sea and my father owns the cattle on a 1000 hills.

 

[p_p_man]

Let's work this out in a calm and...

logical manner...

Now Todd has a total of approximately 8100 posts in total (submitted under three different names).

Most of his posts are "cut and paste" (let's say approximately 7,600).

8100 less 7600 = 500...


"Congratulations Todd on reaching Guru!

 

[Todd]

Re: Oh, ok

But what's "Lump?"

Lump by Presidents of the USA

3: Lump

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh,
totally emotionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
she totally confused all the passing pihranas

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Lump lingered last in line for brains
and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at sub-sonic speeds

She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?
I think so
Is this lump outta my head?

 

[GuyJD]

OH YE OF LITTLE LIFE

OMG, another pathetic attention thread that is saying, "LOOK HOW MANY POSTS I HAVE".

Let's see, paper for 1st anniversary. What is the proper gift for 5000 posts? Oh, I got it.........

Ummm, good work Todd, oh boy.