It's me

[Sean Renaud]

They did. An Ice Princess told me to let it go and remembered fuck it I'm not a mortal. I was just raised amongst bitch ass mortals. At that moment Hell decided it was safer to let me go than to see what would happen if I fought my way out.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I can. I can fly to the moon and let you play among the stars. I let you see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

If I was nice, I would decline and offer to buy you lunch instead. If I wanted to be mean, I would let you take me there, play any game you like and let you win. In the end you would realize why I have never believed you were a monster.

Still haven’t seen Frozen. Mexican or Italian?

 

[Sean Renaud]

The fact that you think you could beat me in any game that wasn't rigged from the start is hilarious.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I won this game.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Shush you just screwed a bunch of people who know you lose the game by thinking about it.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I promise to try and stop thinking. Keeping quiet is more difficult. Duct tape may be required.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Don't get kinky

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’ll wait 30 minutes after swallowing
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My last bite of lunch

 

[Sean Renaud]

You don't get lunch unless I say you do.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Too late. I tasted the rainbow.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You put that lovely lady down, I'm still trying to get her to be less Skittles and more Trail Mix.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Trail mix needs more sweet and less salty.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Look I like it sweet, I just want to toss in a few pretzels.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I suppose this is my month to obey.

I’ll eat whatever you allow me to have.

 

[Sean Renaud]

What's the catch?

 

[Iceprincess12]

There wasn’t a catch until you mentioned it. Now I’ll be sure to have endless ways to trip you up.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Lies and slander, you'd never let me collar you now matter how much it would set you free. I mean once I'm in control you can't be held responsible for what you do.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’m an American. I’m already free.

I believe in personal responsibility. We are free to make choices and need to accept the consequences of our actions. I don’t need a get out of jail free card.

...and that is the kind of talk someone who doesn’t know how to obey would spout! Not a good little follower like me.

Maybe I should only obey in months that start with X.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Awe that's so cute that you think being American makes you free.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I throw you a little bit of politics and you’re suddenly off-track

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well we both know you're not a good little follower, you'd never obey any man. . .or maybe just me out of spite because it amuses you to know that I can't snap my fingers and make you jump.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I tried!!! It goes against my nature. Expecting me to jump when you snap your fingers, that would never happen. I did get a good laugh out of it.

I can obey a teeny tiny bit. You’ll just have to adjust your expectations.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I can deal with that, not every woman is ready for her collar, though every one of them needs one.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I agree. I want a diamond choker. Vsi and at least G in color. I don’t want to break your bank.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I understand zero of that but if I get a girl who will kneel and kiss my feet I'll figure it the fuck out.