It's me

[Sean Renaud]

I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you

Definitely in the cheesy line thread

 

[Sean Renaud]

I just can't pull free!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Use your pink pony powers. I’ll use my purple pony. If we both believe, we can get you free.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Nobody clapped but there is one thing you'll never take from a Renaud is his PRIDE!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Nobody clapped but there is one thing you'll never take from a Renaud is his PRIDE!

I won’t have to take it. If I want it, you’ll give it to me.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Nuh uh I already have a very pretty collar picked out for you and several others.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Nuh uh I already have a very pretty collar picked out for you and several others.

Get on your knees and beg me to put it on.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You know luv it's funny. You think I wouldn't let you have utter control for a month if you'd let me pretend that I was in control the rest of the time.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We can pretend you’re in control and I’ll pretend to obey. I have a really good feeling about this.

 

[amitnyper]

(an observent bystander watches the entertaining conversation)

 

[Sean Renaud]

As long as you pretend hard enough that I believe some of the time we'd be good.

 

[Iceprincess12]

As long as you pretend hard enough that I believe some of the time we'd be good.

I’ll make you believe in Santa if you want.

Put me on the nice list this year. I’ll bring my own leash.

 

[weisseKaninchen207]

Definitely in the cheesy line thread

Sean, I don't think she's getting your Finger Eleven references.

She may need to spend some more time with that 11th finger to remind her.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sean, I don't think she's getting your Finger Eleven references.

She may need to spend some more time with that 11th finger to remind her.

Sean needs someone on his side. Glad he has you in his corner. He has extra collars, maybe we can wear matching ones.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I’ll make you believe in Santa if you want.

Put me on the nice list this year. I’ll bring my own leash.

and like that the rest of the list is wondering why I skipped the polite part where I give them a fair head start.

I might be struck by you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

and like that the rest of the list is wondering why I skipped the polite part where I give them a fair head start.

I might be struck by you.

I’m pretty fair at giving head.

Wait to be struck until it’s my turn to be in control. If you give me an inch, I’ll take it all.

 

[Sean Renaud]

*kneels* Whatever you want is fine

 

[Iceprincess12]

Only fine? I want stupendous, magical, amazing, unbelievable. Fine make my meatloaf dry.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well a life goal is to suplex Meatloaf.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’m adding that to the “what Sean wants” list. Each day I add an item, I throw away the old list. I also keep the new list in the garbage can, that way no one but you will know which list is new and which is old.

I value your privacy and will be sending out a new privacy agreement. I need you to read, understand and sign, regardless of reading or understanding. The only important note is all current and future wants are null or void unless they align perfectly with what I want.

Kiss me if this seems illogical, unfair and completely random. Then provide a blood signature on page 7 and two initials where indicated.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I think it's better if you simply fly up super high, fly up in the sky and join me on the oddessy.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I’m afraid of heights. Not even puff the magic dragon could get me that high.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I can. I can fly to the moon and let you play among the stars. I let you see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I thought they killed you off last season? J/k