It's LONG Past Time To Get Rid Of Ted Cruz

[cjh]

OUCH? BFD.

The dumb fuck is supposed to be a lawyer but he cannot even spell ideology; but do carry on worshiping his balls.

Next time, I'll get out my big book of purple prose and twenty-five cent words.

:cannedcorn:

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OUCH? BFD.

The dumb fuck is supposed to be a lawyer but he cannot even spell ideology; but do carry on worshiping his balls.

He pinned your shit dead center, guy. Own it.

And you are the last motherfucker on here who can lean on his wooden leg with a kickstand in regards to spelling. Don't eeeeeven try faking that funk, Buster Crabby!

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[jeninflorida]

Next time, I'll get out my big book of purple prose and twenty-five cent words.

:cannedcorn:

you have a big book of derp?

 

[jeninflorida]

OUCH? BFD.

The dumb fuck is supposed to be a lawyer but he cannot even spell ideology; but do carry on worshiping his balls.

where did IzzyDerp go wrong? Clearly his post on GB are a cry for help

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Amazing how all the stains seem to appear online at the same time…like a bunch of insects responding to the pheromone help signals of their queen under attack or something...

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Tom-Cruise-crazy-laugh.gif

That's actually Tom Cruz. Ted's younger brother. I think Tom's an American, but I'm not real sure about that.

 

[AllyRose]

That's actually Tom Cruz. Ted's younger brother. I think Tom's an American, but I'm not real sure about that.

I'm not sure either.

 

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[Disgustipated]

Try getting out the fucking dictionary, Bozo.

Shaddup, Lib Tosser.

 

[AllyRose]

Try getting out the fucking dictionary, Bozo.

There's already a Book Porn thread

kthxbai

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPhcdQydwiY

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That's what we think every time you show up in support for the inanities of the Liberal/Minority Coalition.

Vette, be a good soldier boy, trot up here in front of the class and remind them about exactly who comes online to a liberal space every day to cry, whine and moan about what he fears JUST LIKE A LITTLE PISS-PANTIED WET BRITCHES BEEYOTCH…

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It's no wonder they call ya Grandpa Urine!

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[Disgustipated]

Fuck you, pudgy midget.

Lawlz. You always lose, tubby. Always.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lawlz. You always lose, tubby. Always.

I love it when he's so pressed he immediately comes dog-running back into a thread he left alone over an hour ago when someone who's bitch slapped him posts in it, just to get a last blurt in.

 

[cjh]

Try getting out the fucking dictionary, Bozo.

Motherfucker.

"Benighted" has disappeared from my dictionary.

Someone must be squandering the supply of that word.

 

[jeninflorida]

I'm not sure either.

Clearly your kind is NOT!

 

[dan_c00000]

Well what conclusion would you arrive at after becoming aware of the following truth?

13 th Amendment: Abolished Slavery
100% Republican Support
23% Democrat Support

14th Amendment:
Gave Citizenship to Freed Slaves
94% Republican Support
0% Democrat Support

15th Amendment: Right to Vote for All
100% Republican Support
0% Democrat Support

How many Whigs voted for those Amendments? Until you provide that number everything you just posted is a complete and total lie. Just like your penis.

 

[AllyRose]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/motivate-pics-3.jpg?w=499&h=435

 

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[IrezumiKiss]

Motherfucker.

"Benighted" has disappeared from my dictionary.

Someone must be squandering the supply of that word.

His benighted brain has been broken to the goose step of his pusillanimous perfidy so many times, it's imprimatur has been balkanized into picking fly shit out of pepper like a jackbooted apparatchik statist disseminating gaseous gut wind rejoinders.

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[RobDownSouth]

Well what conclusion would you arrive at after becoming aware of the following truth?

13 th Amendment: Abolished Slavery
100% Republican Support
23% Democrat Support

14th Amendment:
Gave Citizenship to Freed Slaves
94% Republican Support
0% Democrat Support

15th Amendment: Right to Vote for All
100% Republican Support
0% Democrat Support

Debunking the "13th, 14th, 15th Amendment vote" lies your crazy uncle emailed you

Once again, Grampa Urine brings dishonor to himself, his family name and the United States Marine Corps.