It's impossible

[Henchman999]

First, it's impossible to get a reply.

Second, if it's not impossible, the
target is off-line.

Third, if the target is on-line, the
one responding is off-line, which
is odd because how could she be
off-line if responding?

Later, three days, the original ad
has a response, but the respond-
er is off-line, but the ad maker
doesn't know the responder is off-
line because the ad-maker is off-line
too.

Any way, as much as I wanted the above to
look like a hypothetical syllogism, I didn't make
it.

In a perfect world an ad maker will be on-line
when he gets a response from a gorgeous girl
also on-line. They trade 8 or 9 messages and
agree to meet in Vegas next week where they
will marry, have kids, grow old in Missouri and
come back to Vegas for a reprise-- this, after
50 years of wedded harmony

All because they were both on-line at the same
time.

Henchman999

 

[subdued_passion]

And that is why...

Instead of sending you a PM, I decided to post on your thread. Lets make this a perfect world by skipping past the online hide-n-seek; we can just pick a date to meet up in Vegas and get straight to working on making our beautiful babies.

 

[NotShyGuy]

Well, for #3, I know that quite a few people choose to hide their online status, so the Lit board shows them as always offline.

 

[subdued_passion]

Ahem

Well, for #3, I know that quite a few people choose to hide their online status, so the Lit board shows them as always offline.

Erm... and how does one go about doing that exactly?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Well, for #3, I know that quite a few people choose to hide their online status, so the Lit board shows them as always offline.

Mine just says invisible as opposed to offline....