It's here again, guys, prepare for the marketing blitz

[KillerMuffin]

2002 author/story awards.

We're going to get more snowjobs than madison avenue puts out in two years. Of course, I imagine the entire affair will be highly amusing with such wits as we have beating on the self-marketer(s).

Do you think we'll get an inter-forum war again this go-round?

 

[Problem Child]

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Sorry, I just figured I'd get things started early.

 

[April]

Aw, shit. Should I hide or something?
I swear she's goin' on ignore if she starts that shit again.

 

[sunstruck]

Didn't we just have them like three months ago? Or was that another kind of award? Like the Blockbuster Lit award, or the Proctor and Gambel Author of the year?

 

[RawHumor]

Is there going to be a Latin American Stories Awards? Viewers' Choice Stories Awards?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm just shocked that I knew about it before she did. I think she's been posting and bumpin'n grinding ridiculous threads here for exposure, not because she likes anyone on this forum.



Assassinating someone's character is just so me this month.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

You're sounding very generous this month. I really thought she was posting about viewing "interview with a vampire ... again" because she... well because she us.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I'm just shocked that I knew about it before she did. I think she's been posting and bumpin'n grinding ridiculous threads here for exposure, not because she likes anyone on this forum.
Assassinating someone's character is just so me this month.

And you wonder why I think you are so precious?

 

[Lancecastor]

Assassinating someone's character is just so me this month.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You have no actual redeeming character to assassinate, Lanciepiddles. You're perfectly safe from my claws, no need to panic.

 

[bluespoke]

You have no actual redeeming character to assassinate, Lanciepiddles.

Ah, the 'Killer' in KM!

 

[P. B. Walker]

2002 author/story awards.

Why not something relevant to the bulletin board? Similar to the Tank McNamara Sports Jerk of the Year Award.

PBW

 

[sunstruck]

PBW, the stories are relevent the the bulletin board. lol They are why Lit exists remember? LITerotica.

 

[P. B. Walker]

PBW, the stories are relevent the the bulletin board. lol They are why Lit exists remember? LITerotica.

Oh... yeah uhmm...

I agree there should be Literotica awards.

I just thought it would be nice to have something fun on the side that is only about the bulletin board part of Literotica. But you are probably right... stupid idea.

PBW "You want stupid ideas... I got plenty"

 

[Samuari]

We have stories?

 

[sunstruck]

LOL I wasn't insulting your idea. I don't even know what the Tank McNamera award is. lol

 

[RawHumor]

Lit Awards:

Funniest: Me, of course
Wittiest: DCL
Fruitiest: REDWAVE
Sexiest Woman: I'm not going to touch that with a ten-foot pole
Sexiest Man: Ummm... something about a pole
Most Useless: That's tough...

 

[P. B. Walker]

LOL I wasn't insulting your idea. I don't even know what the Tank McNamera award is. lol

He's a well know sports cartoonist. He holds a yearly contest for sports jerk of the year where he has his readers come online to vote on who they thought was the worst jerk in the worlld of sports this year.

I'm not saying we need a Lit Jerk of the Year. Just a fun award for the BB. Maybe "Most Spastic Poster of the Year". Or "Sexiest Poster of the Year". Or "Brainiac Poster of the Year". whatever.



PBW

 

[Gaucho]

PBW, the stories are relevent the the bulletin board. lol They are why Lit exists remember? LITerotica.

Yeah, well, I don't have to worry. I put the 'rot' in LiteROTica.

 

[Starfish]

I don't read any of the stories written here unless they are highly reccomended or they are associated with people I know, like KM, but I still vote in the big schpeal. Is it right of me to be so biased when I vote?


I mean, I just go down the list and vote straight Muffins.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

The ward boss says that's acceptable.