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ABSTRUSE

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11-Year-Old Is Accused of Carjacking



KANSAS CITY, Kan. - An 11-year-old boy is accused of forcing a teenager and two young children out of a car and then driving the stolen vehicle to school the next morning.

The boy, whose name was not released because of his age, was charged with aggravated robbery in juvenile court on Friday. A detention hearing was set for Monday.

"This is very unusual," said District Attorney Jerome Gorman, a prosecutor for 24 years.

The car was reported stolen late Wednesday at a convenience store. The boy was arrested the next morning, when staff members at the Wyandotte Academy reported seeing him driving to the school.

Authorities say a woman left her 14-year-old son, 6-year-old grandson and 2-year-old granddaughter in the car while she went into the convenience store. No one was injured.

Gorman said authorities did not know if the boy had a weapon but the victims believed he did.

I hear tell that his Dad is a mailman. :D
 
Hey!

Just because lawmakers are fighting over teaching evolution,

and the BTK Killer won't get the death penalty because we didn't have it then,

and a certain semi-religious God Hates Fags cult hangs out in the capital,

and, and -

Aw, fuck it.

We're a mess.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Hey!

Just because lawmakers are fighting over teaching evolution,

and the BTK Killer won't get the death penalty because we didn't have it then,

and a certain semi-religious God Hates Fags cult hangs out in the capital,

and, and -

Aw, fuck it.

We're a mess.
Maybe the kid was looking for a ride out of state.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Hey!

Just because lawmakers are fighting over teaching evolution,

and the BTK Killer won't get the death penalty because we didn't have it then,

and a certain semi-religious God Hates Fags cult hangs out in the capital,

and, and -

Aw, fuck it.

We're a mess.
I just wanted to rub it in since your such a bitch and a cunt....maybe you need to move before you become a motherfucking, cockblocking, carpetmunching whore who needs to find God and leave the death penalty alone and remember...Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Glug the caveshitter came first. :rose:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I'm cartwheeling in mind over that wonderful thought. :catroar:
Your mind must be a roomy place. I can barely stand up straight in mine.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
There's always room for lusty thoughts.
That's why it's so bloody crowded. No room left for anything else.
 
Liar said:
That's why it's so bloody crowded. No room left for anything else.

Like having sex in a stand-up shower.

It's a tight squeeze, but a damn fine experience overall.
 
maybe the kid just didnt want to be late for school...an admirable quality in a car thief.
 
maggot420 said:
maybe the kid just didnt want to be late for school...an admirable quality in a car thief.
He'll get less time with that excuse.
 
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