Its gone up to 98%

[Retfirefighter]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!! In the old days it was real and you had to know someone in the life to find others and then it was not all about sex. Today to many players out there and they all have turned the life into a sex thing. Guess you can now call it obamabondage

 

[gummibaum]

and just what is this supposed to mean?

 

[Retfirefighter]

Just what it says 98% of people online are fakes players or just want to b's

 

[Primalex]

*activates rant translator*
"I did not find an online video slave to jerk off to. The internet sucks."



Ahhh... why didn't you say this in the first place?

 

[Homburg]

Ah, I see that you use the same rant translator that I do.

 

[VelvetSin]

*activates rant translator*
"I did not find an online video slave to jerk off to. The internet sucks."

I respectfully disagree with the translation. My translator says:

"I signed on for a personals ad for a dainty female sub and it turned out to be a large, overweight man in a teddie."

Poor fella.

 

[satindesire]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!! In the old days it was real and you had to know someone in the life to find others and then it was not all about sex. Today to many players out there and they all have turned the life into a sex thing. Guess you can now call it obamabondage

Respectfully, our president has absolutely nothing to do with this, and trying to turn your unhappiness with your experiences online into some kind of strange right-wing-political rant is really...frankly, odd.

 

[sb2009]

oh great, now it's Obama's fault this guy can't get laid?

 

[Netzach]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!! In the old days it was real and you had to know someone in the life to find others and then it was not all about sex. Today to many players out there and they all have turned the life into a sex thing. Guess you can now call it obamabondage

And the likelihood that a whining right wing straight person "knew someone" in the "old days" is about as likely as me winning the world cup - personally, on my own.

It's so nice when fakes out themselves.

 

[graceanne]

I respectfully disagree with the translation. My translator says:

"I signed on for a personals ad for a dainty female sub and it turned out to be a large, overweight man in a teddie."

Poor fella.

That's what mine said.

I wonder if girls get a different translator than boys.

oh great, now it's Obama's fault this guy can't get laid?

Silly sb. Everything is the presidents fault, don't you know?

 

[CumInSlut]

by far, my favorite translation

 

[VelvetSin]

Silly sb. Everything is the presidents fault, don't you know?

Obama made my car break down two weeks ago. Big jerk.

 

[teknight]

Respectfully, our president has absolutely nothing to do with this, and trying to turn your unhappiness with your experiences online into some kind of strange right-wing-political rant is really...frankly, odd.

I think this is just posted in the wrong thread. It feels General Board-ish.

 

[sb2009]

I forgot everything was Obama's fault...and that he's a Muslim too LOL

 

[satindesire]

I think this is just posted in the wrong thread. It feels General Board-ish.

Most BDSMers stay in the BDSM forum. We're not really well accepted in the GB because apparently, according to the GBers, the BDSM crowd are a bunch of sick perverts.

.........yeah.

Anyway, I don't think it's meant for the GB, but I do think it's strange that someone can blame the president for his shitty luck finding like minded lifestylers on the internet.

 

[teknight]

... the BDSM crowd are a bunch of sick perverts.

I am just saying that it feels GB-ish.
And what's wrong with sick perverts?

 

[satindesire]

I am just saying that it feels GB-ish.
And what's wrong with sick perverts?

You're asking the wrong person, really. I'm "one of THEM".

 

[teknight]

You're asking the wrong person, really. I'm "one of THEM".

Hmm....can I have your number then? *


*note: I'm actually kidding. Keep your internet anonymity....besides, you're a sick pervert!!!

 

[ultramarineblue]

I respectfully disagree with the translation. My translator says:

"I signed on for a personals ad for a dainty female sub and it turned out to be a large, overweight man in a teddie."

Poor fella.

Good translator.

ETA: This made me think of the credit card fraud commercials.

 

[midwestyankee]

I forgot everything was Obama's fault...and that he's a Muslim too LOL

Did you hear that he wants to take away our floggers?

 

[FungiUg]

It is now 98% of online people are fakes, players or just plan want to b's!!

You too can pull amazingly random statistics out of nowhere! Just pay $29.95 for three easy lessons, and soon you will be in the top 100% of people who can invent random statistics.

Guess you can now call it obamabondage

But wait, there's more! For no extra cost, you can make amazing incoherent leaps of logic!

 

[teknight]

But wait, you too can pull amazingly random statistics out of nowhere! Just pay $29.95 for three easy lessons, and soon you will be in the top 100% of people who can invent random statistics.

a) I'll do it for $15 in just 2 lessons.
b) if you're topping 100% of the people, then you're in a league of your own...or at least in your own separate Venn diagram........*rubs chin pensively*

 

[VelvetSin]

Good translator.

ETA: This made me think of the credit card fraud commercials.

Exactly. -> This is why he's upset.

He blames Obama because the internet kill switch wasn't hit before he got the visual via webcam, all decked out in lace in all the wrong places.

A little sympathy and understanding goes a long way in this instance, I think.

 

[teknight]

Exactly. -> This is why he's upset.

He blames Obama because the internet kill switch wasn't hit before he got the visual via webcam, all decked out in lace in all the wrong places.

A little sympathy and understanding goes a long way in this instance, I think.

I dunno..that video was kinda weirdly hot....

 

[FungiUg]

Dammit, you got me before I edited.

a) I'll do it for $15 in just 2 lessons.

You're a cheapskate!

b) if you're topping 100% of the people, then you're in a league of your own...or at least in your own separate Venn diagram........*rubs chin pensively*

In the top 100%, not topping 100%. There's a difference. *shakes venn diagram just to be sure*