It's Friday night and I'm stuck here with you bastards

[Stout chap]

You meanies! You're all the company I have. I've got no money to go out on the razzle and get right royally pissed on endless quantities of booze. Not that any of it is your fault, but I'm going to blame you all anyway. My wife is tired so I probably won't get a shag, either. Although perhaps she'll fall asleep with her mouth open, so it won't be all bad.

 

[phrodeau]

It's a great big Internet. Go surfing.

 

[marksgirl]

You forgot us "Bitches"

 

[calypso_21]

And fluffers!

 

[marksgirl]

And what about the asses and perverts?

 

[Bluesboy2]

And

The charismatic geniuses?

 

[marksgirl]

Re: And

The charismatic geniuses?

We have those on here? Where?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: And

We have those on here? Where?

I dunno, I just figured we had to have a couple.

 

[EarthWind]

poor poor stout chap...


so are you a general?? corporal??

 

[Stout chap]

All those other things wouldn't fit in the header, I'm afraid, but bastard does quite well.

I'm a Colonel, actually. I was promoted, you see, for sending in a bunch of troops all kitted out in red to fight four thousand Zulu warriors, b'god! Of course, they were all slaughtered, but old King George was impressed with me bayonettin' skills, b'god!

 

[Spinaroonie]

You meanies! You're all the company I have. I've got no money to go out on the razzle and get right royally pissed on endless quantities of booze. Not that any of it is your fault, but I'm going to blame you all anyway. My wife is tired so I probably won't get a shag, either. Although perhaps she'll fall asleep with her mouth open, so it won't be all bad.

got any whippits?

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Re: It's Friday night and I'm stuck here with you bastards

got any whippits?

Those are racing dogs right?

Hi Spin.

 

[unclej]

you talk kinda funny there stout chap. you're not from around here are ya? (he said shag)

 

[marksgirl]

you talk kinda funny there stout chap. you're not from around here are ya? (he said shag)

I think thats a code word for "fuck"

 

[Stout chap]

Around here? And where would here be, exactly? I say here is Kensington Gardens, London, 1867, b'god!

 

[marksgirl]

Around here? And where would here be, exactly? I say here is Kensington Gardens, London, 1867, b'god!

Time travel will take it out of you every time!

Major jet lag!

 

[Stout chap]

Major jet lag? Oh, you must mean Major Jette Lagg. Indeed, I know of him; his Mobile combined Medal and Marble Polishing Machine is a masterpiece of British engineering.

I take mine with me everywhere.

 

[marksgirl]

Major jet lag? Oh, you must mean Major Jette Lagg. Indeed, I know of him; his Mobile combined Medal and Marble Polishing Machine is a masterpiece of British engineering.

I take mine with me everywhere.

Yeah that's the guy! He was pretty hot in bed too!

 

[Stout chap]

Hot in bed? I shuld think so, too. He never quite recovered from that volcano incident in Gologonga back in 'thirty-two.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Major jet lag? Oh, you must mean Major Jette Lagg. Indeed, I know of him; his Mobile combined Medal and Marble Polishing Machine is a masterpiece of British engineering.

I take mine with me everywhere.

It is truely an amazing-looking machine. But are you sure it's British? The sign on top of the building says "THE AME..." and letters on the window read "...merican"