It's for a Good Cause

[lavender]

Da Mouse is cranky. He's inflicting his wrath on this board. Quick, everyone send $.65. For the price of a cup of coffee, you too can support Mouse's quick fix - a trip down to Texas for a therapeutic fuck.

It's definitely worth your time. Think of the horny little Mouse that you can sponsor. We'll even send pictures so that you can see the little crotchety Mouse transform through sexual encounters to the proud little sweet Mouse that we all know (on rare occasion) and love.

(I feel dirty after acting like Sally Struthers)

 

[bknight2602]

Do we have t take him?

 

[kotori]

Where do I mail the check?

 

[lavender]

I'll take him in. I am a generous and loving person that way. It will be a burden, but I think I can shed my selfishness for a few days. It's for a good cause. Mouse needs some sexual release.

 

[bknight2602]

I'll take him in. I am a generous and loving person that way. It will be a burden, but I think I can shed my selfishness for a few days. It's for a good cause. Mouse needs some sexual release.

I'll send you the money then.

 

[lavender]

Where do I mail the check?

Kotori, you have such a sweet soul and giving demeanor. I knew that you could see the pain of our poor, sweet, amazingly horny rodent.

Call 1-800-RODNT-SEX for further details.

 

[Angel]

Do you take paypal?

 

[lavender]

Do you take paypal?

Yes. Our account is under mouseneedsagoodfuck@hotmail.com.

We don't take Diner's Club international though. This is purely a penetration endeavor.

 

[Angel]

Yes. Our account is under mouseneedsagoodfuck@hotmail.com.

We don't take Diner's Club international though. This is purely a penetration endeavor.

No problem, I have a paypal stash.

 

[LRC]

Dang!
Where do you get a cup of cawfee for $.65 ?
Cheapest here is $1.25.

 

[kotori]

Kotori, you have such a sweet soul and giving demeanor. I knew that you could see the pain of our poor, sweet, amazingly horny rodent.

Call 1-800-RODNT-SEX for further details.

I know, I'm such a sucker for "hopeless cases." But at least now I don't have to deal with the panhandlers on Broadway this week--I can say I already gave.

Damn, it's busy. Things are looking good.

 

[zipman]

I'll take him in. I am a generous and loving person that way. It will be a burden, but I think I can shed my selfishness for a few days. It's for a good cause. Mouse needs some sexual release.

Hanns, Lance and Busybody have all been cranky lately too.

Where does the genorisity end, Lav?

 

[cybergirly]

Since I understand your... errr... his pain, I'll be happy to donate 5 bucks.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hanns, Lance and Busybody have all been cranky lately too.

Where does the genorisity end, Lav?

That's just sick, Zip.

 

[zipman]

That's just sick, Zip.

Come on, cut me some slack, it's not like I'm fucking animals

 

[lavender]

Zipman,

I'm sorry. I can only accommodate one cranky mother fucker a month.

 

[modest mouse]

I need your support.

As a gesture of goodwill I will make a contribution here once I feel well.

 

[Dillinger]

I can try and sneak him in my luggage next time I'm headed that way.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Will that lead to better moisturizers?

 

[Lancecastor]

Come on, cut me some slack, it's not like I'm fucking animals

Dog fucking is dog fucking and it's not allowed here.

 

[celiaKitten]

I'd love to help, but I've already got a fund going for Hamlet .. he's becoming one cranky bastard...

oh, wait .. nevermind.

 

[December]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Cheyenne]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just find a hooker in his part of the country than to ship him to you???

 

[lavender]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just find a hooker in his part of the country than to ship him to you???

That wasn't very nice Cheyenne. I'm telling my mom.

 

[Dillinger]

This thread is hilarious.

Actually its pretty much par for the course. Or not. I forget.