It's finally happened...

[ABSTRUSE]

purse, check...
no egg salad, check...
so i guess its a no go for shushi too?
*sigh*

sushi is a warm weather treat.
You'll be sitting alot more...take your donut pillow.
I'll send you a desk troll and some fuzzy topped pencils.
Don't forget to talk to me out loud during the day, then when others look at you just explain how you share a brain.

 

[Guest]

sushi is a warm weather treat.
You'll be sitting alot more...take your donut pillow.
I'll send you a desk troll and some fuzzy topped pencils.
Don't forget to talk to me out loud during the day, then when others look at you just explain how you share a brain.

im taking a pillow that i made...i did an applique of your face...
bringing my budah statue and my davey crockett action figure
they'll know that im talking to my goiter twin. remember how i had to gag you during the interview?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

im taking a pillow that i made...i did an applique of your face...
bringing my budah statue and my davey crockett action figure
they'll know that im talking to my goiter twin. remember how i had to gag you during the interview?

Sniff....that is so endearing.
I just wanted to make sure you got the job by blurting out in excitement....good call saying you had Tourettes.

 

[Guest]

Sniff....that is so endearing.
I just wanted to make sure you got the job by blurting out in excitement....good call saying you had Tourettes.

well, if they hadn't hired me, i would have been able to sue them.
but colleges rarely discriminate...and as long as they keep me tied up in the server room, no one need know.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well, if they hadn't hired me, i would have been able to sue them.
but colleges rarely discriminate...and as long as they keep me tied up in the server room, no one need know.

I hope they at least give you a pee bucket.

So when is your first official day?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

YAY! GO VELLA!!!!!

I keese you!

Wait software integration......... Like taking a cd and shoving it up someone's..... ummmm nevermind.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Congrats Vella! You'll be super!

 

[Guest]

I hope they at least give you a pee bucket.

So when is your first official day?

I'm sure they will, how horrid would it smell otherwise?!

first day is next wednesday. two full days of orientation and then i get to fly on friday.

YAY! GO VELLA!!!!!

I keese you!

Wait software integration......... Like taking a cd and shoving it up someone's..... ummmm nevermind.

now, that would be interesting for sure! hrm, i think im going to like this here job.
*grin*

Congrats Vella! You'll be super!

if im not super, atleast i know i can hunt you down and give you a purple nurple.
thanks sweetie.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

now, that would be interesting for sure! hrm, i think im going to like this here job.
*grin*

Phone Logs from Vella's new job....

"Yes, I need a Software Integration Specialist please"

"What sort of problem are you having?"

"Well Its Microsoft Access, I can't get it to do a query of the data I need"

"Ok I'll be there to help"

In person moment

"So Access huh... let's see"

Vella rams a cd violently into the rectum of the caller

"That's cause Access sucks, meat wad, try using Filemaker!"

Vella walks away brushing her hands together with a huge grin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm sure they will, how horrid would it smell otherwise?!

first day is next wednesday. two full days of orientation and then i get to fly on friday.

That gives me five days of insults and general nonsense. Kewl.

 

[Guest]

Phone Logs from Vella's new job....

"Yes, I need a Software Integration Specialist please"

"What sort of problem are you having?"

"Well Its Microsoft Access, I can't get it to do a query of the data I need"

"Ok I'll be there to help"

In person moment

"So Access huh... let's see"

Vella rams a cd violently into the rectum of the caller

"That's cause Access sucks, meat wad, try using Filemaker!"

Vella walks away brushing her hands together with a huge grin

ohmigod
is this how people really see me?


is this how im really regarded?


so i really seem this violent?


*sniff*

i hate being outed so damn publically.

 

[Guest]

That gives me five days of insults and general nonsense. Kewl.

totally awesome. i shall cherish every moment.
when i start this job, i will be working two jobs. i dont know how much time i'll be spending on lit.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

ohmigod
is this how people really see me?


is this how im really regarded?


so i really seem this violent?


*sniff*

i hate being outed so damn publically.

No not really, I just wanted to vent my hatred for Access and you were a pawn in my twisted fantasies.

At least you were you not my thumb.

I'm sure you are sweet and caring and lubed up the cd before integrating it with the mindless access drone.

 

[rgraham666]

Not to worry, vella.

After they've known you for a couple of days I'm sure they'll keep you around for comedy relief.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

totally awesome. i shall cherish every moment.
when i start this job, i will be working two jobs. i dont know how much time i'll be spending on lit.

I shall try not to pine away lying listless and sullen on the floor curled into the fetal postion muttering your name to no one in particular.
I shall see your face in every donut and every glass of beer.
I shall frame your picture and place it on my desk.
I shall randomly call people in the phone book and ask them...what's brown and sounds like a bell?

 

[eric shawn listo]

if im not super, atleast i know i can hunt you down and give you a purple nurple.
thanks sweetie.

I'm cetain my bat-a-rang will be safe.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]