It's Fessin' Up Time! Who digs good phone sex, eh?

[JazzManJim]

Okay, so here's my own personal confession. For the last two days, I've been wanting some good, old-fashioned phone sex. While I am, by no means, the Don Juan of Ma Bell, I've certainly enjoyed the times I've partaken in it.

But my cravings leads me to the general question - Who truly digs phone sex? I'm sure the long-distance lovers among us are big fans. I know I was in my one long-term relationship. But who else among us just gets the itch? So you dig it? What's your own style? How do you like doing it and what do you like having done (said?) to you?

Let's hear the dirt, folks!

 

[Cheyenne]

This is easy to answer. I've never done phone sex.

Looking forward to reading the replies though!

 

[Pan718]

Damn, Cheyenne

This is easy to answer. I've never done phone sex.

Looking forward to reading the replies though!

That's like the smart kid in the class announcing they got an A on the test before anybody else says what they got... BLUSH

 

[Laurel]

Perfectly honest? I hate talking on the phone. HATE it. I use my phone to make calls only when necessary, and I never answer it. Phones are evil. They allow people to interrupt you whenever they feel like it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've never had sex with a phone.

 

[SimplySouthern]

For some reason, every time I think of phone sex the thought of a man with premature ejaculation problems comes to mind.

I answer the phone with a sultry "hello" and he says "Uhhh. Oh God. *pantpantgasp* Nevermind."

*grin* This is how I ruin things for myself. Now I can never have phone sex without giggling over that image.

 

[miles]

jazzman

Advertising for it will get you nowhere fast.

 

[Amelie]

Re: jazzman

Advertising for it will get you nowhere fast.

Does that mean that I should take down the Billboard?

 

[just_so_mmmmm]

i like phone sex, i always have, and i probably always will.

and yes, i am in a long distance relationship. not seeing each other is a great way to make a relationship last!
but i love to hear a man cum . along with bright copper kettles and brown paper packages, it's one of my favorite things.

i've been told that i have a great phone sex voice. how does one get into that business? it would be kind of expensive to call and ask, wouldnt it?

sure i've had bad experiences where i would go into chat and I would call the guy, spend MY money, yet he would still hang up. wtf? i have no idea. maybe his mommy came home and caught him? who knows!?!

anyway, i love describing how i would give him head, or how i'd love to grind my pussy against hers, or whatever.
as much i love an eloquent guy, i also like a guy who knows when to shut up and listen to me. i actually pride myself in my descriptions and my sultry voice and i want him to know how much i rock

i hate it when it's taking a guy a long time to cum over the phone because i am afraid i will run out of things to say.

um...coolest phone sex experience? it was always cool to have phone sex with my bf while he was at work after everyone in his office left, but it was cooler that he loved just listening to me cum even during work hours. he'd just sit there with a hard on that could cut diamonds and pretend to work while i would be in my bed, 3 hours away, and floating on cloud 9.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: jazzman

Does that mean that I should take down the Billboard?

Nah, no billboards from me, at least not this time. I'm not advertising. I am honestly curious about others' experiences with it, though - whether they've liked it and, specifically, what they like about it.

 

[miles]

JazzManJim

What's not to like?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: JazzManJim

What's not to like?

Hey...as we've seen, it's not for everybody.

It's definitely for me <ADVERTISEMENT> but not for everyone.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I like it. Except when it's cut prematurely short.

 

[Marxist]

Ruby, honestly, I'm normally much better. Promise next time will be better. Promise.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

I like it

Every time I have tried it we both enjoyed it very much.
Although I guess it would be very hard to catch someone doing a fake orgasm. lol

 

[MissTaken]

Well, I have been known to enjoy phone sex from time to time.


*blushing* as there are folks out there who know that well enough.


~slipping out of the thread quietly~

 

[Siren]

Yea it is great for guys huh?

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, I have been known to enjoy phone sex from time to time.


*blushing* as there are folks out there who know that well enough.


~slipping out of the thread quietly~

C'mon back here, you!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby, honestly, I'm normally much better. Promise next time will be better. Promise.

Marx, I've heard this song and dance before. If you're a 60 second man, just tell me.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

no experience = no answer

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol Siren

Too funny.. I got hot just thinking of that one. lol

 

[pabloback]

i like any form of pleasure that has sex in the title
that includes phonesex
anyone got a quarter?

 

[Amelie]

It would cost you more than a quarter to phone North America

 

[Eroticus]

Everytime I try to have sex with the phone it falls off the table, although one time it did let me cum in the mouthpiece.

 

[Moridin187]

I've only had phone sex a couple of times, but I really enjoyed both. The lady I experienced it with said I had a great voice, and almost all my friends who I talk to on the phone have described the voice I use on the phone as my "Phone Sex" voice.. I worked as a secretary for a while for the family business when I was 12.. And nobody gives respect to a lil kid, so I got in the habit of dropping my voice an octave or two while I'm on the phone.. Thus I sound just a little bit higher pitched than Barry White.