It's been eight long years...

[Agent99]

Let the joyous news be spread
The Today sponge is back and I'm ready for bed!

Seinfeld's Elaine aint any happier than I am. Woo hoo! It is available once again - online - and will be in Canadian stores within the next 2 weeks. Hopefully in US stores by the end of the year. *fingers crossed*

I remember the panic I felt at the time of its withdrawal from the market. I raced around town like a madwoman hoarding as many boxes as I could find. A clerk at one store gave me the funniest look when I bought 8 boxes. I just said "I'm having a party!" LOL

If you want to read the specifics, here is an article


It's baaaaaaack!

 

[Tranquility]

LOL just remember Elaine was worried if someone was sponge worthy LOL when I read your post thats exactly what I thought...is he sponge worthy

 

[CatEyes]

I saw earlier that it was back. I used it for a while years ago. Definitely a good alternative if you don't want to use the pill. I remember you used to be able to put it in hours ahead of time which was great.

 

[Guest]

I wonder how excited SpongeBob SquarePants is feeling right now?

 

[Agent99]

LOL. He's probably feeling pretty squishy right about now!

 

[Olivianna]

Hi, Ninety-Nine.

 

[MissTaken]

I wonder how excited SpongeBob SquarePants is feeling right now?

Who knew he would impact human sexuality in the new millenium?

 

[concrete]

sponge attack, sponge attack,,...
ALL the men better get off LIT...
and don't LOOK back....

 

[Guest]

Who knew he would impact human sexuality in the new millenium?

_____

Yeah, the little shit.

 

[Agent99]

Hello, Miss O!

How are you this evening? I am in shock that no one else here seems to be happy about this whole sponge thing. If this is a representative sampling, then that means that not very many people used it.

So, if that is the case, then why was it nearly impossible to find? To me, it was the easiest and most convenient bc I have tried, plus no nasty hormones coursing through my body.

Oh well, more for me when they appear on the shelves again!

 

[Killswitch]

This is a chick thing right?

 

[Killswitch]

They should call thos things the " Not Today " sponges.....

 

[concrete]

Secrect spy..secrect spy....
AGENT 99 will show us why...
good luck to those swimming sperms??

 

[Agent99]

Kill, aintcha never heard of the Sponge before? It is a super-duper contraceptive that you can pop in anytime prior to intercourse and is effective for 24 hrs. So, you can use the sponge no matter how many times you want to 'take the plunge'!

Concrete, I can try real hard
To be your bard
But methinks I lack the glue
That cements a real relationship with you!

 

[concrete]

AGENT 99

the liquid that joins us together....
makes for a really HARD concrete..

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah, but can you pop em out and wash the car with them....thats what I want to know.....

 

[Killswitch]

By the way....those sponges look like the little cake things you make strawberry shortcakes out of....lol

 

[sunstruck]

I loved the sponge! lol It's a great secondary form of birth control, I never really trusted it on its own though.

 

[Agent99]

Welcome back, sun-woman! Where the heck have you been? I missed you.

They are very versatile, Kill. Go ahead and fill it up and then I can use the little rubber band thingy as a slingshot to flick it at you. Then you can suck out the filling of the little 'shortcake'.

Of course, there is one drawback that I remember. It kind of left a funny aftertaste (bitter, metallic) so that pussy eating is best performed prior to insertion.

 

[concrete]

Re: AGENT 99

the liquid that joins us together....
makes for a really HARD concrete..

I like those soft and sqwissy feelings..

 

[Guest]

They should call thos things the " Not Today " sponges.....

lol yep , you have to be "sponge worthy" lol

 

[Killswitch]

Welcome back, sun-woman! Where the heck have you been? I missed you.

They are very versatile, Kill. Go ahead and fill it up and then I can use the little rubber band thingy as a slingshot to flick it at you. Then you can suck out the filling of the little 'shortcake'.

Of course, there is one drawback that I remember. It kind of left a funny aftertaste (bitter, metallic) so that pussy eating is best performed prior to insertion.

Heyyyyy wait a minute....sucking out the filling?

Man did that one backfire horribly on me.....I must be tired leaving myself that wide open.....

 

[glamorilla]

no.
you're just that stupid.