It's all true. I'm Greyface.

[Black_Bird]

Fnord.

 

[Sillyman]

Well duh. Anyone Illuminated by this?

 

[celiaKitten]

HEY! Don't force your illumination on me.

 

[Greyface]

You are not! I am Greyface! You pale in comparison to my greatness. You and your silly attempt at mocking someone else thread is not only absurd, but it is also insulting.

I am serious. If you ever use my name again in a thread, I will be calling my attorney.

 

[Black_Bird]

See? I'm telling the truth.

It's like watching a car crash, folks. Stop rubber necking before you cause another accedent.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

~Laughs Smoothly~

Way Too Funny

 

[Black_Bird]

I am serious. If you ever use my name again in a thread, I will be calling my attorney.

And I'm Black_Bird.

Greyface
Greyface
Greyface
Greyface
Greyface

What the fuck are you going to do about, little dick?

 

[Sillyman]

You see how they do it.

Greyface needs to post more often. He's a hootenanny, even though I know he doesn't personally approve of hootenannies.

 

[Greyface]

What the fuck are you going to do about, little dick?

Fnord.

 

[lovetoread]

Greyface said I was a bad girl.

 

[Susano]

Rise, proletariat, and forcibly introduce more discord into this thread!
Um.




Yeah.

 

[Black_Bird]

Greyface said I was a bad girl.

I know...

But do you know what? I think he secretly likes bad girls.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Who the hell is greyface? And why should I care?

And Blackbird, my friend, they have wonderful drugs for that, now. Want to borrow some of mine? I keep them under the tin foil that's on my head to prevent alien thoughts from entering my brain.

 

[Black_Bird]

Who the hell is greyface? And why should I care?

He's a character I created for the sole purpose of distracting Dillinger, while I secretly undermind his plans to take over the world with his massively huge cock...

Didn't work, but it was fun trying.

And Blackbird, my friend, they have wonderful drugs for that, now. Want to borrow some of mine? I keep them under the tin foil that's on my head to prevent alien thoughts from entering my brain.

No thank you. I'm high on life.

... and Cocain.

... and LSD.

... and Antipsychotics.

... and Asprine, but I'll be glad to try some other time.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Well, if Greybeard is leading the fight against Dilly's cock, sign me up. Mind you, I like Dilly, but his cock (which has a life of it's own, and it's own zip code) seriously annoys me.

 

[Silverlily]

... and Antipsychotics.

Obviously not, you're having a pissing contest with yourself.


Now if the grey, rather repressed side of the Bird would please exit and let the infinately more entertaining feathered side out to play, I will be happy.

If not...

your funeral.

have a nice day



*weg*

 

[Black_Bird]

Obviously not, you're having a pissing contest with yourself.

Holding it in is bad for your bladder.

Now if the grey, rather repressed side of the Bird would please exit and let the infinately more entertaining feathered side out to play, I will be happy.

Done and done.

If not... your funeral.
have a nice day
*weg*

Hey, now! No need for threats. Just show me a pair of boobies and I'll snap right out of it. Works every time; promise.

 

[Silverlily]

Just show me a pair of boobies

Boobies??

Are you old enough to be here?




(Duh, they're breasteses.)

 

[Black_Bird]

Boobies??

Are you old enough to be here?

(Duh, they're breasteses.)

Honkers
Hooters
Mellons
Headlights
Handles
Stress Releavers
Pillows
Snuggle Yummies

All the same to me.

 

[Dillinger]

Who is Greyface and what is this all about? Can someone please explain?

 

[Silverlily]

All the same to me.

And that may very well be why there aren't any near you.

 

[Sillyman]

Snuggle Yummies

I like this one.

 

[Black_Bird]

RUBBERBAND BATTLE!!!

*Pling!*

*Whatt!*

Gottcha, Dillinger!

 

[Black_Bird]

And that may very well be why there aren't any near you.

I want boobies.

 

[Dillinger]

RUBBERBAND BATTLE!!!

*Pling!*

*Whatt!*

Gottcha, Dillinger!

Uh... actually...

No you didn't.. *lol*

But you did pretty good for someone who needed to be tutored in the Principia...