It's All About Da Azz

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

 

[patient1]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

Laughing
My
Azz
Off

 

[lavender]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

I'm an honest guy, so I will have to say....

Yes

Yes it does

 

[modest mouse]

ASS Monkey

(chorus) ASS Monkey - that funky Monkey
ASS Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink ASS Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink ASS Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking ASS Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

(repeat chorus)

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love ASS Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff

(repeat chorus)

 

[Guest]

I see you baby

 

[lilfrk]

Back That Ass Up ~By Juvenille

Gina Got a Big Ole Butt ~By LL Cool J

Rump Shaker by I have no clue who.

That's all I can think of for now.

 

[miles]

The reason for so many ass songs

..is because they can't play any songs about tits or pussy.

Simple.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

It's not the thread, it's that hat.

 

[Azwed]

Yes you called










Oh sorry I was staring at Lavy's and Never's azz and forgot what i was going to say.

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

I should have stuck to talking about "da azz" tonight.

Yeah you got all serious on me. No fun at all i was looking to flirt

 

[patient1]

"Don't try to hide it"by The J. Geils Band

1973 Peter Wolfe/Seth Justman

I was out walkin'
& you were talkin'
About the weather
It's gettin' better.

I got to thinkin'
You got me drinkin'
I got insane.
Feelin' no pain.

I see your hiney.
It's nice & shiney.
Don't try to fight it,
You know I'll bite it!

Don't you abuse it.
You might confuse it.
Don't try to hide it,
Don't try to fight it.

(Now wait a second...)
Take it to the bridge?
Yeah, take it to the bridge!
Should we take it to the bridge?
Yeah, through it off the bridge!

I see your hiney!
It's nice & shiney!
Don't try to hide it,
You know I'll bite it!

Repeat
Repeat
Repeat

 

[phrodeau]

From the fictitious album, "Brainhammer"

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, 'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights.
Big game is waiting there inside of her tights.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

----"Big Bottom", Spinal Tap, 1973, 1983

 

[Guest]

Re: "Don't try to hide it"by The J. Geils Band

 

[patient1]

Re: Re: "Don't try to hide it"by The J. Geils Band

<bends over, presents azz>

((nibble)) ((nibble))

 

[phrodeau]

For foxinsox:

I see your botty.
It's kinda spotty.
But honey, cheer up.
Soon it will clear up.

 

[lilminx]

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
And the stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls

 

[Guest]

Re: For foxinsox:

 

[patient1]

Re: Re: Re: "Don't try to hide it"by The J. Geils Band

((nibble)) ((nibble))

and if I'd spent more time posting & less time nibbling your ass, you wouldn't be kicking mine by 17 or 18 for the day.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: "Don't try to hide it"by The J. Geils Band

 

[batter]

Does this thread make my ass look big?

BUTT BUTT BUTT

i will ASSume nothing!

my momma didnt raise no fool!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I feel pretty...oh so pretty...