It's absolutely unbelievable how conservative this board has become.

Uber Sparky

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It's become nearly humorless.

It's repetitive - same old stuff - over and over.

And when someone throws in a 'humorous grenade' - nobody, I mean nobody has the nuts to say 'one thing.'

Which is amazing of course because nobody 'knows you.'

It's all anonomous here.

It kinda freaks me out. I mean - the 'Internet' is just where Freedom of Thought should prove to be great.

There must be a lot of scared people out there.

I find it a pitty. I pitty you all. I can't imagine being so - so - so - in check, worried of what other's may think - it's just crazy.........

Specially here. Sepcially here.

I wonder what Laurel thinks? She'll probably come off with some politically correct statement - afterall - YOU are her constituancey. YOU are her living - her money.

But God Fucking Damn - I'll bet my ass she didn't have this in mind when she decided to put a Sex Site on the Web.

No fucking way!
 
Hey baby?

You've outdone yourself with that Avatar.

Really - nice to see you.

Parker.
 
There is only one way for Lit to stop sucking....Sparky, you must post pictures of your pimpled and hairy ass....you must.
 
Uber Sparky said:


Which is amazing of course because nobody 'knows you.'

It's all anonomous here.

Besides, I like the twisted anonymity here. It brings people out of their shells.

But yeah, some of the opinions here strike me as entirely uneducated and unwise - but that doesn't stop me from having fun. :)

Better still. People post messages about all sorts of interesting sexual stuff. Some fuckers even swear; but I've never seen that myself.
 
*bratcat* said:


Heya sexy...are you back for good now? Or is this a library visit?

I'm at home on a homemade $150 job. It's actually not bad once you get used to the pedaling.
 
I've posted picks of myself, and.......

phone numbers - and even talked with folks.

I've never taken the numbers off the board.

I've challenged Trolls of all kinds and begged Lurkers to come out and talk. I've only ever been real.

Even had lunch with CB the other day.

But 'sex' is really not the point here.

Originallity has gone away here. Originallity of thought. It doesn't exist. And if it ever rears it's head - people here - current people 'hide' from it.

But why?

I don't get it.
 
Bingo.

Uber Sparky said:
It's become nearly humorless.

There must be a lot of scared people out there.


Bingo, Sparky.

People are scared, especially in the USA.

I skimmed the fox news site the other day and hell, I was scared too...nuke this, kill so-and-so, war war, death, nuke....

Hardly any jokes.

And no nudie pics.

Now...if you wanna see "humourless" and no nudie pics...you don't have to go that far.

Just hit the BDSM Forum....zzzzzzzzzz.

Cheers;
Lance "I remember crawling 25 miles in the snow to get to the Internet" Castor, IP Geezer.
 
No, sorry - not the same phone deal.

No - I'm never back for good.

And as for the interesting stuff - the sexual stuff?

Sure, if yer new here. But believe me - it's been done here at least 3 times before. And I find, searching my recolections - more in depth a few years ago.

You new guys should check it all out.
 
*bratcat* said:


Just make sure your feet don't slip off the peddles.

Who me?

I'm not pedaling, I've got members of my harem on that detail.



It's really cool when Rubyfruit gets tired from a day of powering this antique, her boobs glisten with a golden sweat....
 
Be scared! But don't be cowards.

I mean - this - as pittyful as it seems - is all many of us here (not me of course) have.

And if you water it down because you are affraid, because of the times - you suck! You have no fucking balls at all. You might as well not be American. You might as well not be human.

Scared to be on the Internet??????? Anonomously??????

What the fuck is our world comming to?

I think that's the lowest of the low.

I come here to escape my fears - with Freedom of thought. Not to wallow in some conservative muck of twisted times.

Foolish. Stupid. Ostriches.
 
Laurel said:


You're so fickle!
I am a learning, evolving being. I will never stay static.

























Show me your tatas and suck my ding-ding, please.
 
Boy, not another whiney thread that things aren't the way one single poster would like them to be. :rolleyes:

How boring and unoriginal. Sheesh, how many of these do we get a week now? 4 or 6?

My favorite part is when claim that everyone else is dull and unimaginitive because we don't choose to post to their threads. You ever notice how it never occurs to them that maybe it's because their threads just aren't interesting?

The irony is that there's a tendency to complain about how things should go back to "the way they used to be" and in the same breath complain that things are stagnant. Gotta love rational arguments like that.
 
I blame Huey up there.

You try pissing people off when he's gone and they just don't get it. It's like they've been here too fucking long and take themselves too seriously.

Oh, and wipe the sweat off Ruby's tits - It's her birthday afterall...
 
Hey baby (phone card baby) - my babies awake.......

watching Barney right next to me.

The Shebabe's due back anytime now.

I went to an orgy (pool parth explained in detail in my Uber Sparky room thread) and came three times on Sat - and have wacked off twice since then.

As beautiful as your offer is - I just couldn't get it on - I could not do you justice. There are plenty of other young studs here - they're more than willing.

Thanks though - would have loved to met you at this party.
 
*bratcat* said:


Wow. Now that shocks me. I didn't think you ever let them out of the basement!

I think Chey's trying to fill it with Liberals. But neither she or Marxist will admit it...
 
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