It's about that time: Muffie's Christmas list

[KillerMuffin]

So ya'll can plan ahead.

The OED. That's Oxford English Dictionary, unabridged.
A telescope.
A new digital camera/video cam.
The Chigaco manual of style
A chemistry set
Another Chihuahua-yeti
Obscenely expensive chocolate
Even more obscenely expensive lingerie
More Snapon
A guy scrubbed down with Gojo wearing an engraved cockring that says: "Muffie's Love Slave" I want him for the weekend, at least.

 

[curious2c]

where do I send this stuff? well, all except the snapon. I like tools too.

 

[patient1]

It sounds like you want to do some surveillance & espionage.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd better start saving.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just put a bow around your neck, Ruby, I think that'll be better.

 

[Guest]

Her.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Wouldn't Vixen come kick my ass?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I dunno. I don't think so. I uh...

Aw hell.

Darn it.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

So ya'll can plan ahead.

The OED. That's Oxford English Dictionary, unabridged.
Obscenely expensive chocolate
Even more obscenely expensive lingerie
More Snapon

I'll be wearing the Gojo and cockring when I bring the other things I kept on the list

 

[scylis]

It sounds like you want to do some surveillance & espionage.

hey, she needs that stuff for legitimate business purposes.

she's managing a freelancer now, after all.

 

[Jim_Henson]

The Chigaco manual of style

I'm still working on that one

 

[LukkyKnight]

Wouldn't Vixen come kick my ass?

You can get the OED for under a grand. The rest of it looks even cheaper.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Wouldn't Vixen come kick my ass?

LMAO. Y'all have me kickin' peoples ass all the time and here I participate the least in the shit-slinging threads. I'm a gentle vixen, just ask and you can participate sweet Ruby. ;-)

Now, Killer... what's my gift?

 

[chicagoguy]

Snapon, La Perla and good chocolate. I don't know if I want to marry you or have you as crew chief on my race car.

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: It's about that time: Muffie's Christmas list

The Chicago manual of style

I'm still working on that one

So are you Strunk or White?

 

[sunstruck]

LMAO. Y'all have me kickin' peoples ass all the time and here I participate the least in the shit-slinging threads. I'm a gentle vixen, just ask and you can participate sweet Ruby. ;-)

Now, Killer... what's my gift?

Ya but you southern girls are feisty.

 

[Rubyfruit]

What Sunny said.

Hi Sunny.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Ya but you southern girls are feisty.

feisty is another word for a polite bitch. heh

 

[sunstruck]

Hello from fucking way too hot LA Ruby! Day two of my vacation and the boys are already playing PS2 football games.

Anything new going on? I'm just working on my Muffin Christmas list. lol

She likes porn right?

 

[TN_Vixen]

She likes porn right?

word has it that she likes oral sex in the back of a jeep while shooting an AK47 (that's the only gun reference I could think of at the moment but it'll do).

 

[sunstruck]

I don't think I've seen any ammo porn, but it's got to be out there right? I'll bet it's popular in Texas.

 

[Problem Child]

I don't think I've seen any ammo porn, but it's got to be out there right? I'll bet it's popular in Texas.

Go to google and type in "guns and girls" and see what you get.

 

[Bluesboy2]

So ya'll can plan ahead.

The OED. That's Oxford English Dictionary, unabridged.
A telescope.
A new digital camera/video cam.
The Chigaco manual of style
A chemistry set
Another Chihuahua-yeti
Obscenely expensive chocolate
Even more obscenely expensive lingerie
More Snapon
A guy scrubbed down with Gojo wearing an engraved cockring that says: "Muffie's Love Slave" I want him for the weekend, at least.

Yet ANOTHER list I dont make.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I don't think I've seen any ammo porn, but it's got to be out there right? I'll bet it's popular in Texas.

"Ammoporn" is very hot in Texas just as you expected, but if I were you, I'd take PC's word for it, he's the resident NRA king around Lit. hehe

 

[sunstruck]

Go to google and type in "guns and girls" and see what you get.

You brilliant fucking perve.