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It's about fucking time - "rules for dating my teenage daughter"

4est_4est_Gump said:
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I heard that one so much when I was teenage boy. After a while it lost all effect.

"Hey! You punks get off my lawn!" is only a degree of difference from "Hey! You punks get off my daughter."

When I became the father of teenage girls, I remembered that. Old men just aren't as intimidating as they think they are, even if well armed.

I put more effort into raising a daughter who would choose a partner of whom I would approve. It's much more efficient and it lasts longer.
 
I posted this in Mr Misogyny LJ reloaded's crap thread.

lovecraft68 said:
Here's some rules for dating my daughter based on the behavior of the 'men' of this generation.

1- she is not your atm, she has a job get one yourself and stop sponging from mommy.

2-she is not your chauffeur, get a drivers license and stop asking her and mommy to drive you around.

3- IF she does drive you around then be a man and get out and pump gas in the rain and don't sit in the car while she does it, playing on your phone like a little bitch.

4-She is not your punching bag, try it and you will be mine and so will your daddy because you learned that shit from somewhere.

5- If you use the word cunt, consider yourself no longer her boyfriend. If you talk about the "MRA" same applies.

6-if my daughter says no and you spout off all women want it, consider leaving town, fuck the MRA I'm a member of the NRA.

7- in general be a decent, polite, respectful person with a job and a sense of responsibility and we'll get along fine. I don't ask for much just decency -and she needs to be decent to you as well, I raised her to treat people the way they treat her

Joblessness, disrespect and misogyny will get you a quick kick to the curb and one in your ass on the way there.
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2.Let yourself be her shopping partner at the Mall, but don't yawn or lurk around the changing rooms.
 
Nobody controls a teenage girl. Raise her right and hope for the best. Complaining about her choice of boyfriends will not end well. Ever.
Threatening boyfriends is even worse. Do that and he's getting at least a bj that night.
 
Oh_That_Guy said:
Nobody controls a teenage girl. Raise her right and hope for the best. Complaining about her choice of boyfriends will not end well. Ever.
Threatening boyfriends is even worse. Do that and he's getting at least a bj that night.
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Well if they're giving their BF a BJ just because dad doesn't like the boyfriend, you didn't raise them right. :rolleyes:

Stick to LJ's threads.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Well if they're giving their BF a BJ just because dad doesn't like the boyfriend, you didn't raise them right. :rolleyes:

Stick to LJ's threads.
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Yes, that was sort of the point. If you're doing that you didn't raise them right. Perhaps I'm not the one who needs to stick to threads involving people who can't read.
 
2.Let yourself be her shopping partner at the Mall, and make sure her bras, panties and garter belts fit properly. Examine them as closely and often as possible.
 
I don't have a teenage daughter but, if I did, here's my list:

1. If your father is enough of an uneducated, simpleton dumb fuck to create a list of rules other people need to conform to before they're allowed to interact with you, you may disown him as your dad.
 
bronzeage said:
I heard that one so much when I was teenage boy. After a while it lost all effect.

"Hey! You punks get off my lawn!" is only a degree of difference from "Hey! You punks get off my daughter."

When I became the father of teenage girls, I remembered that. Old men just aren't as intimidating as they think they are, even if well armed.

I put more effort into raising a daughter who would choose a partner of whom I would approve. It's much more efficient and it lasts longer.
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Amen Brother! I have 3 teenage daughters.. They are good kids who I hope make good decisions... Rephrase.. I know will make good decisions...

And if they don't... I will always be their father. Always... no matter what shit happens. Just how we roll...

No firearm needed...
 
1. Tell her to call me and say hi, because I didn't know I had a daughter at all.
 
Kids are expensive. The only way I could afford one is to move to Missouri and work at the Kwiki Mart.
 
Some rules I set down for my daughter's dating were the guy could not be dressed like a street punk and no guys with their pants sagging.
 
Tigersman said:
Some rules I set down for my daughter's dating were the guy could not be dressed like a street punk and no guys with their pants sagging.
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And you don't think that's a good way to get her to like guys just like that?
You should also tell her no black guys and no guys with vans. I'm sure that will work just as well.
 
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