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It's about fucking time - "rules for dating my teenage son"

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Wrong Element said:
Why would you want to date a girl if your primary feelings about her are "How might she try to fuck me over?"
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Women are always fearful and suspicious of men, and you quite obviously put up with that.
 
Queersetti said:
Again with the imaginary son...


Like that imaginary dog you shot.
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Ah, yes, your totally unfounded and predictable "it's imaginary" comeback.

My son ain't imaginary and I did shoot a dog to defend my wife and kid. You've got nothing, son. You just wish my life was as empty as yours.

Now go back and enjoy your dating someone's underaged son fantasies.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
Talk about stuff that lingers in your numb skulls even today!

BTW do you fantasize about dating people's underaged sons all the time or was today an especially derpy day for you?
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Actually, I was fantasizing that they brought back the draft and shipped his ass to Afghanistan.
 
If you continuously piss people off online and also mention your family, they become fair game and you're not allowed to complain about it.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
Women are always fearful and suspicious of men, and you quite obviously put up with that.
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Just had to quote this for the bitter irony and for the light it shines on Lt's strange universe, where women are always fearful and suspicious of men.

Woman: I'm afraid of you because I think you mean me harm.

Man: I won't put up with that.
 
Here's some rules for dating my daughter based on the behavior of the 'men' of this generation.

1- she is not your atm, she has a job get one yourself and stop sponging from mommy.

2-she is not your chauffeur, get a drivers license and stop asking her and mommy to drive you around.

3- IF she does drive you around then be a man and get out and pump gas in the rain and don't sit in the car while she does it, playing on your phone like a little bitch.

4-She is not your punching bag, try it and you will be mine and so will your daddy because you learned that shit from somewhere.

5- If you use the word cunt, consider yourself no longer her boyfriend. If you talk about the "MRA" same applies.

6-if my daughter says no and you spout off all women want it, consider leaving town, fuck the MRA I'm a member of the NRA.

7- in general be a decent, polite, respectful person with a job and a sense of responsibility and we'll get along fine. I don't ask for much just decency -and she needs to be decent to you as well, I raised her to treat people the way they treat her

Joblessness, disrespect and misogyny will get you a quick kick to the curb and one in your ass on the way there.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Here's some rules for dating my daughter based on the behavior of the 'men' of this generation.

1- she is not your atm, she has a job get one yourself and stop sponging from mommy.

2-she is not your chauffeur, get a drivers license and stop asking her and mommy to drive you around.

3- IF she does drive you around then be a man and get out and pump gas in the rain and don't sit in the car while she does it, playing on your phone like a little bitch.

4-She is not your punching bag, try it and you will be mine and so will your daddy because you learned that shit from somewhere.

5- If you use the word cunt, consider yourself no longer her boyfriend. If you talk about the "MRA" same applies.

6-if my daughter says no and you spout off all women want it, consider leaving town, fuck the MRA I'm a member of the NRA.

7- in general be a decent, polite, respectful person with a job and a sense of responsibility and we'll get along fine. I don't ask for much just decency -and she needs to be decent to you as well, I raised her to treat people the way they treat her

Joblessness, disrespect and misogyny will get you a quick kick to the curb and one in your ass on the way there.
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Your daughter

who was fathered by another man, mind you

will die lonely except for her legion of cats.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
I'm not complaining. I'm making fun of Queersetti and his fantasies about dating underaged boys. Dude knows he goofed, he's just doing damage control right now.

And don't cry when I go after your family in return. :D
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I never ever bring my family into online conversations. There is absolutely no reason anyone online needs to know even the smallest detail about me. What info I do give out might be real, might not. No one will ever know.
 
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