It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

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Melville Crump: The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down in this park.

Lennie Pike: That's right. It was under a big W. Say what is a big W?

Ding Bell: If we find out, we'll send you a wire.

Melville Crump: It's only a possibility now, it's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. And if it was the truth, then it is a fact that this place is almost 200 miles away. Now I suggest that we quietly get into our cars and drive down there at a safe, sound speed, keeping each other in sight of each other. And then when we get down there, we dig up the money - providing there is some money there. And if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner.

Lennie Pike: You didn't tell us exactly where that place is.

Melville Crump: It's a park in the city of Santa Rosita.

Lennie Pike: I know where it is now, but that's not a park anymore, it's a parking lot. The folks at Literotica purchased that land years ago and it's paved over. Anybody that wants to find treasure there will need a jackhammer.

Melville Crump: There is always a wise guy in the group.