It's a dark and stormy night

[openthighs_sarah]

No, really. It is. The wind's all whipping around like it's chucking a mental or something, or perhaps pitching a blue wobbler, I don't know. Lightning, thunder, all kinds of weather phenomena happening out there, and not a metaphor in sight.

Puts me in the mood for a ghost story, it does.

 

[wildsweetone]

i'll be right over!

 

[pointless]

No, really. It is. The wind's all whipping around like it's chucking a mental or something, or perhaps pitching a blue wobbler, I don't know. Lightning, thunder, all kinds of weather phenomena happening out there, and not a metaphor in sight.

Puts me in the mood for a ghost story, it does.

that's how it was all weekend here. i love thunder and lightning, but i really could have lived without the 50mph wind gusts.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

i'll be right over!

I'll save a spot for you. Bring a bottle of wine and something slinky to wear in case the ghosts (or the hosts) get frisky.

 

[wildsweetone]

any particular colour in mind?

 

[openthighs_sarah]

any particular colour in mind?

Red wine, black lingerie. You can bring fuzzy animal slippers if you want.

Also -- and this is important -- if there's a loud noise from downstairs and spooky creepy music starts to play, we will not be investigating. Unless it seems dramatically necessary, in which case you're welcome to be the hero.

 

[wildsweetone]

i don't recall ever being a hero before...

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Just remember, if you hear a blood-curdling scream and all the lights suddenly go out, you girls be sure to take off your robes and grab a couple of guttering candles and creep downstairs to investigate. Then make sure you separate; one going down into the extra-creepy basment, the other to some remote wing of the house.

Then, when your candle is blown out by a mysterious gust of wind, you absolutely must ask "WSO/Sarah? Is that you?"


---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

Eeek!

And suddenly there's Vincent Price, in black and white, seated at a huge organ console playing Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D-minor."

 

[wildsweetone]

...maybe we should take torches...

 

[pop_54]

Hello

Two gay gosts in a phone booth, trying to put the willeys up each other.

 

[DurtGurl]

...maybe we should take torches...

And pitchforks. Don't forget the pitchforks.

Ps. Dear Pointless - You certainly have a penchant for awful AVs.

Actually, I'm just jealous because they won't let me have one.

 

[pointless]

if your gonna have pitchforks and torches then you can't forget to bring a couple hundred 19th century eastern european villagers bent on destroying the abomination that has infested their pristine(but creepy) mountain village. it just wouldn't be right.

 

[pointless]

And pitchforks. Don't forget the pitchforks.

Ps. Dear Pointless - You certainly have a penchant for awful AVs.

Actually, I'm just jealous because they won't let me have one.

you can have them all. i stole them, why can't you?

 

[MathGirl]

Gd grf!

you can have them all. i stole them, why can't you?

You stole them? You sure aren't much of a thief if that's all you could get.
MG

 

[pointless]

Re: Gd grf!

You stole them? You sure aren't much of a thief if that's all you could get.
MG

are you trying to make cry? well you've suceeded, you big jerk!

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Eeek!

And suddenly there's Vincent Price, in black and white, seated at a huge organ console playing Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D-minor."

I think the whole thing's in black and white, actually -- sort of a "Young Frankenporn".

And Grieg's Piano Concerto in A Minor will play over the end credits, with Franz Liszt's corpse at the keyboard.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Gd grf!

are you trying to make cry? well you've suceeded, you big jerk!

I resent that. I'm not big.
MG

 

[pointless]

little jerk, then

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Eeek!

And suddenly there's Vincent Price, in black and white, seated at a huge organ console playing Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D-minor."

Huge organ.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... ha...

Fuck. Okay. g'night...


p.s. Pops, that joke was awful. Thanks.

 

[TheEarl]

That's actually quite scary, it was a dark and scary night here last night too.

It's the end of the world!

The Earl

 

[wildsweetone]

That's actually quite scary, it was a dark and scary night here last night too.

It's the end of the world!

The Earl

see how worn to a frazzle i am... it took me 24 hours to realise that TheEarl wants us all to go to his place. *smacks self on forehead*

 

[openthighs_sarah]

see how worn to a frazzle i am... it took me 24 hours to realise that TheEarl wants us all to go to his place. *smacks self on forehead*

*smacks WSO on forehead, too*

Sorry, Earl! We'll be right over. Your choice of wine, slippers and organ music, of course.

Just as long as it's a huge organ.

 

[wildsweetone]

ouch

 

[TheEarl]

Well I've got the accent to do a Vincent Pryce impression, so now all I need to do is learn to play with my gigantic organ.

No stop, these pants have got to do me all day.

The Earl