It's A Boy.

[hobbit.]

you read it here first.

 

[_Roobarb]

you read it here first.

Is it ginger?

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did you help with the birthing?

 

[_Roobarb]

Mary Ann silly.

Wasn't she in The Waltons?

 

[Sean]

Is it ginger?

I don't think James Hewitt had anything to do with this one.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

uhhmmm ok

 

[unregistered]

 

[Mischka]

I don't think James Hewitt had anything to do with this one.

But tongues will be wagging that means the other prince is the father. Which means loads of delicious pictures of Prince Harry in the rags. I'm not finding cause to object to this.

 

[_Roobarb]

No, that was Mary Ellen. See below.

Good grief! Is that really her?

She appears to have a duck-billed platypus in her lap?

 

[unregistered]

 

[_Roobarb]

Yes. And you can't even see the bill, it's buried in that muff.

That's not a muff, that's a thatched cottage.

 

[hobbit.]

Is it ginger?

not so far, but it could marry a papist!

 

[_Roobarb]

not so far, but it could marry a papist!

I bet that was Blair's idea... ginger tosser.

 

[hobbit.]

I bet that was Blair's idea... ginger tosser.

actually he was a wanna be papist, which was even worse.

 

[hobbit.]

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[Fata Morgana]

Oh yeah you were right about Murray weren't you...

 

[hobbit.]

Oh yeah you were right about Murray weren't you...

Murray and that finland would win eurovision are amongst my revelations.

 

[KingOrfeo]

not so far, but it could marry a papist!

This baby is gonna be the one person in the UK who can't marry a papist. The Act of Succession still says so, right?

 

[hobbit.]

This baby is gonna be the one person in the UK who can't marry a papist. The Act of Succession still says so, right?

it has been amended.

 

[cookiejar]

Congrats to them!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I like how CBS News has royal birth coverage on the "Entertainment" tab of their website.

 

[Fata Morgana]

For fuck sake. What were all those fucking morons doing outside the palace on the hottest day of the year to see two twats stick up a piece of paper on a stand.

Cutting edge reporter comments "I wonder if Kate had air conditioning in the birthing room". No. She was sweating her royal tits off in the broom cupboard.

Fucking imbeciles.

 

[RobDownSouth]

 

[Mischka]

Oxyclean and club soda will get that right out.