Its 1 fucking in the morning

[LordMagicMan]

and someone comes and rings my door bell. What the fuck is wrong with people. They make cell phones for a reason.

I think someone must have made a bootie call.

 

[Private Vasquez]

T'weren't me.



I'm serious!

 

[scylis]

shouldn't there be an "a.m." thrown in there?

 

[Sillyman]

Really, it's one masturbating in the morning. Despite numerous jokes to the contrary, you really need at least two people to fuck.

 

[Never]

I just has three orgasms, two reese's peanut butter cups, and a Pibbs Xtra.

Time to start on that five page paper due in 11 hours.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I just has three orgasms, two reese's peanut butter cups, and a Pibbs Xtra.

Time to start on that five page paper due in 11 hours.

Good luck. whats it on?

 

[StrawberryPez]

I'll come ring your doorbell hun

 

[LordMagicMan]

shouldn't there be an "a.m." thrown in there?

Yes you picky bitch hehe thanks for pointing that out my samuri friend. How have you been?

 

[Siren]

 

[LordMagicMan]

I'll come ring your doorbell hun

You can ring my doorbell anytime

 

[Never]

LordMagicMan:
"Good luck. whats it on?"

What is a person?
Did Douglas Hall survive at the end of The Thirteenth Floor?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Did they run away before you opened the door?

I think they had the wrong house! Bastards...

 

[Siren]

 

[LordMagicMan]

Get that harem in here ... i need some fun

 

[Debbie]

Oh we had the right house alright.

Did we get his pants too? 'Cos he's nekkid again and I ain't got no memo about it being no pants day.

 

[Siren]

 

[Debbie]

we did.

Funny, they were 'wetter' than we thought they would be

Hmmm one could deduct from this that they were recently washed? Or had somehow been drenched by fluid of some kind.
Are we conducting tests as we speak to deduce how this state of wetness happened?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Who is naked... Whats going on. wheres my pants... *eek*

 

[Siren]

 

[LordMagicMan]

we are not conducting any tests.
we are returning said wet pants.

we do not want to know the origin of the white wet spots.

Ask Bill. I think that pair is his lol

 

[Siren]

 

[Debbie]

When did you start wearing blue dresses?

He's wearing what? I can't see.
Avs are off. Got a visitor (well bigrednz has)

 

[LordMagicMan]

He's wearing what? I can't see.
Avs are off. Got a visitor (well bigrednz has)

Nooo the blue dress was a reference to bill clinton and monica slutbagineedmoneytosharewithmyfriends

 

[Ms_Lilith]

it's 1 fucking in the morning. And I just finished my homework.

Anyone wanna talk, to let my brain calm down from the various greek and latin noun declensions?

 

[LordMagicMan]

it's 1 fucking in the morning. And I just finished my homework.

Anyone wanna talk, to let my brain calm down from the various greek and latin noun declensions?

Sure. I would love to talk