Italian girls?

[pita1978]

Just wondering if there are italian girls on this board?

 

[DLL]

Just wondering if there are italian girls on this board?

sono una ragazza italiana ed avete un'avoirdupois grande... come siete e che zona dell'Italia siete

 

[mark197205]

sono una ragazza italiana ed avete un'avoirdupois grande... come siete e che zona dell'Italia siete

There you go again with the italian DLL

 

[DLL]

There you go again with the italian DLL

smiling..hopefully i didnt insult him...lol

 

[mark197205]

smiling..hopefully i didnt insult him...lol

Well you should know what you said

 

[welshbastard]

Viva L'Italia

I love Italian girls. One of my closest friends is Italian, she has a wonderful figure and the most perfect 34C's I have ever seen.

SORRY if butted in.

 

[DLL]

I love Italian girls. One of my closest friends is Italian, she has a wonderful figure and the most perfect 34C's I have ever seen.

SORRY if butted in.

i actually don't think I look italian at all...my skin is fair..but anyway my parents were born there so that makes me italian

you didnt but in...this is chat site so chat away besides italians love to talk... What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?



Mute.

 

[mark197205]

i actually don't think I look italian at all...my skin is fair..but anyway my parents were born there so that makes me italian

you didnt but in...this is chat site so chat away besides italians love to talk... What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?



Mute.

ROFLMAO!!

Nice DLL, very good

 

[DLL]

ok this should insult every italian here at lit....

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN...



- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.

- Your father owns 5 houses, has millions in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.

- You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.

- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.

- You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.

- Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

- You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.

- Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.

- At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.

- All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.

- A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professor" among your aunts.

- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

- If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.

- There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

- You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

- At some point in your life, you were a D.J

- 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.

- You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.

- Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.

- You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.

- You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.

- It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.

- Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."

 

[mark197205]

ok this should insult every italian here at lit....

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN...



- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.

- Your father owns 5 houses, has millions in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.

- You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.

- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.

- You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.

- Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

- You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.

- Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.

- At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.

- All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.

- A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professor" among your aunts.

- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

- If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.

- There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

- You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

- At some point in your life, you were a D.J

- 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.

- You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.

- Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.

- You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.

- You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.

- It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.

- Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."

Too funny, wait til I start on the Irish jokes, my grandparents came from there.....

 

[DLL]

Just wondering if there are italian girls on this board?

you know what??? your hand position reminds me of the David...look...http://www.lorenzini.com/jlorenzi/pienza/florence-%20david%20with%20naomi.jpg

 

[DLL]

for you Mark...xox
Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says the bartender, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says the bartender, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

 

[mark197205]

for you Mark...xox
Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says the bartender, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says the bartender, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

NJow that is a cracker!! (just like you of course)
I am away to my bed now I shall speak to you again soon

 

[pita1978]

you know what??? your hand position reminds me of the David...look...http://www.lorenzini.com/jlorenzi/pienza/florence-%20david%20with%20naomi.jpg

But my dick looks bigger...

And, to answer your question, I live in Milan.

 

[DLL]

But my dick looks bigger...

And, to answer your question, I live in Milan.

yes that it does!!!LOL

milan is beautiful...my family is from naples

 

[fathom7]

yes that it does!!!LOL

milan is beautiful...my family is from naples

But isn't that picture from Las Vegas? Caesar's Palace. There's a whole monologue I could do on that city but for openers:

The quintessential thing you need to remember is that the statue of David in Caesar's Palace is an exact replica of the original masterwork. Except that it is one and one-half times bigger -- just to be sure.

Ah well -- viva.

 

[DLL]

But isn't that picture from Las Vegas? Caesar's Palace. There's a whole monologue I could do on that city but for openers:

The quintessential thing you need to remember is that the statue of David in Caesar's Palace is an exact replica of the original masterwork. Except that it is one and one-half times bigger -- just to be sure.

Ah well -- viva.

OMG!!!! laughing your right....lol

 

[fathom7]

OMG!!!! laughing your right....lol

Hey -- it's just an observation. Then there's the Palais d'Arte in the Bellagio.
But don't get me started.

HOWEVER -- BEST SUSHI I HAVE EVER HAD (and I've sampled all over the world) -- Caesar's Palace. That's why I know the statue so well. It's an issue of having enough money to obtain the finest fish as fresh as possible. Trully amazing and consistent too.

 

[DLL]

Hey -- it's just an observation. Then there's the Palais d'Arte in the Bellagio.
But don't get me started.

HOWEVER -- BEST SUSHI I HAVE EVER HAD (and I've sampled all over the world) -- Caesar's Palace. That's why I know the statue so well. It's an issue of having enough money to obtain the finest fish as fresh as possible. Trully amazing and consistent too.

the best sushi I ever had was in the borgata in AC..omg i cant wait to go back there...

we are all going to vegas in march i know along time away but i cant wait...

 

[fathom7]

the best sushi I ever had was in the borgata in AC..omg i cant wait to go back there...

we are all going to vegas in march i know along time away but i cant wait...

Be sure to make it to the sushi bar at Caesar's -- the atmosphere is cheesy but the fish is superb. Nothing too exotic though -- the only drawback that I've found.

 

[DLL]

Be sure to make it to the sushi bar at Caesar's -- the atmosphere is cheesy but the fish is superb. Nothing too exotic though -- the only drawback that I've found.

i dont care much for atmosphere...theres a great sushi place i frequent alot not a nice looking restaurant but great toro..yummmmmmmm

 

[fathom7]

i dont care much for atmosphere...theres a great sushi place i frequent alot not a nice looking restaurant but great toro..yummmmmmmm

You should get into the SUSHI CHANT too then -- if the atmosphere will allow:

UNI, EBI, IKA - HAH!

Three servings later you can change to other delicacies.

Hey -- this is an Italian thread what am I doing talking about sushi? OOOHHH -- it's about Italian Girls (women more correctly). I guess it's OK then.

 

[DLL]

You should get into the SUSHI CHANT too then -- if the atmosphere will allow:

UNI, EBI, IKA - HAH!

Three servings later you can change to other delicacies.

Hey -- this is an Italian thread what am I doing talking about sushi? OOOHHH -- it's about Italian Girls (women more correctly). I guess it's OK then.

too funny we totally hijacked this thread....

 

[fathom7]

too funny we totally hijacked this thread....

Well -- you ARE and Italiana. That makes it OK I think.

I do have some peculiar Sushi habits though -- like what I always start the meal with and what I always finish the meal with. Not OCD but I like what I like.

You?

 

[DLL]

Well -- you ARE and Italiana. That makes it OK I think.

I do have some peculiar Sushi habits though -- like what I always start the meal with and what I always finish the meal with. Not OCD but I like what I like.

You?

my family owns a japanese restaurant and speaking the language i also like what I like...we have to do the sushi thing once...