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Jenny_Jackson

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For guys to take a bump in the Minniapolis Airport again...I just wonder if he will be allowed to last until 9/30

Craig to resign amid sex scandal
Sat Sep 1, 2007 1:13PM EDT

Sen. Craig resigns amid sex scandal

BOISE, Idaho (Reuters) - Long-serving Republican Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, embroiled in a sex scandal and finding little support from his party, said on Saturday he will resign from the U.S. Senate.

"To Idahoans I represent, to my staff, to my Senate colleagues, but most importantly to my wife and family, I apologize for what I have caused. I am deeply sorry," Craig, 62, said at a news conference.

The three-term senator said he would step down September 30.

The departure capped a week of controversy for Republicans, already reeling from ethics problems, with the disclosure Craig had pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge in an undercover investigation of lewd behavior in a men's airport restroom.

Republican Idaho Gov. C.L. "Butch" Otter will pick a successor to complete Craig's term, which runs through next year. He was expected to choose a Republican, maintaining the current 51-49 Democratic control of the Senate.

Craig, who was elected to the Senate in 1990, is ending his career after the revelations on Monday of his guilty plea to the misdemeanor charge. He was arrested June 11 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport restroom, where police were targeting public sex. Craig was in the airport on the way to Washington that day.

Craig said he regretted pleading guilty to the lesser offense while maintaining he did nothing wrong.

"I am not gay, I never have been gay," he said on Tuesday, with his wife at his side. They have three children.

On Saturday, Craig said he felt he should resign from the Senate to pursue legal options in the case.

"The people of Idaho deserve a senator who can devote 100 percent of the time and effort to the critical issues of our state and of our nation," he said.
 
I've learned something from this whole scandal. How to pick up men in a bathroom. I never realized there was such a complex method of signals. I had no idea that when I put my luggage in front of the door it signaled nefarious intent. Tapping your foot is a come-hither signal?

Actually, everything up until putting his hand under the wall could be innocent. A wide stance is a bit of a crock, but I have seen feet encrouching on my stall before. As for the luggage... Where the fuck else are you supposed to put the damn thing? Tapping your foot? Come on, plenty of folks tap their foot.

Earlier this week I was flying, and had to use the men's room. I actually became a bit paranoid about it thanks to this story. Although, not as bad as the time I was in a men's room rest stop and saw the graffiti that said to be in that stall, on that day and at that time for a BJ.
 
Thank God! I think we have a stop over in Minneapolis on our next flight and I was afraid that evil predator might be in one of the stalls, ready to tap his foot and flash his wedding ring at my poor, unsuspecting husband! It's nice to know the men of America can safely use that airport's bathrooms once again, even have a little gay sex there, without living in fear that the man who responds to their signals is...

http://www.observer.com/files/imagecache/article/files/crg2.jpg
"I've an extra hand. Let-me-get-that-toilet-paper" Larry
 
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I've known about that tapping bit for quite a while (anyone one remember The Playboy Adviser, that fount of wisdom?). I wonder though, if there's a reply and then if they're both into the same rhythm, do they start doing a little soft shoe? It'd be sort of like a mating dance then, I guess.
 
This lily livered sack of shit must be gay

Because if he had any balls he'd stand up for himself and point out that this case is so weak it couldn't hold a cobweb. Do you mean to tell me that I can get arrested for tapping and stretching my foot and waving my hand underneath a bathroom stall door? Jesus wept.
 
Loved James Chavelle's line from "Meet the Press" this morning:

"They (the Republicans) didn't just throw him under the bus. They hit him with it."

The RNC is beginning to look more and more like the GB :eek:
 
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