It was so embarrassing....

[lovetoread]

Scene:

You are having hot passionate sex. Its been going on forever,sweat is dripping,the room smells of your scents. He has been pounding you hard and you are about to have a massive orgasm,when this happens...

She-"Oh baby yesssss......fuck me harder......"

He-"There oh gawd right there....almost there..."

She-"mmmmmmmm...(heavy breathing)"

She-"Ow Ow Ow..."

He-"huh?"

She-"Oh fuck a leg cramp!

Geez,it hurts...get off of me.

Get off of me now!"

Or perhaps...

You are with a new lover,clothes fall off in the heat of passion. He climbs upon you and you whisper.....

She- "Oh darlin,I cannot wait till you fill me with your dick."

He-"What do you mean? I already have."

She-"That is it?"
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Has anything embarrassing ever happened to you during sex?

So what do you do?

Can you save the moment,or is it gone forever?

 

[sabbathstorm]

That leg cramp one has happened to us before! We've laughed about it and switched positions

I do remember one incident in the country where we had gone for a long walk to get some quiet time away from friends. We hadn't had good quality time for sex since we arrived at the cottage and were both pretty horny. We found this spot behind another cottage that was fairly secluded. We were right in the middle of some very hot sex when he looked up and saw a woman looking right down at him from the window. Luckily by that point he was finished We got out of there pretty quick and took different routes to the beach so as not to meet up with that woman.

 

[Wave_Rider]

Has anything embarrassing ever happened to you during sex?

So what do you do?

Can you save the moment,or is it gone forever? [/B]

When I was 19, I was dating a beautiful lady in Malibu......we had enjoyed a long wonderful night/morning making love.....I slipped out of bed and went to take a shower....After shaving, I walked back into the bedroom, but she had evidently woken up also...

I heard water running in the kitchen, slipped in quietly, as she was washing dishes in the sink. A short nightgown covered her, but the backlight was beautiful and I instantly became HARD again. I crept up behind her, wrapping my arms around her, and pressing my shaft against her bottom........

It was at that point that I heard a voice say "Feels nice but I think you need to back away" and it was her MOTHER who had come over and started cleaning up........

Needless to say, it was the only time in my life, I wished my erection to disappear.

From then on, I always paid closer attention to the exact length of her hair from behind......GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my boyfriend at the time was over one night.. and we were studying together in my dorm room. my roomie was gone. and i started to get a bit 'friendly' as he put it. well, we closed the door, got nekkid, and really started going at it. just as he was about to cum, my roomie comes back.. and we had forgotten to lock the door. he jumped off of me and caught the door just before she would have seen us nekkid on my bed having sex... but it was one of those nights that you'd never forget like that.. and all three of our faces were a nice shade of red that night

 

[Gilly Bean]

You are with a new lover,clothes fall off in the heat of passion. He climbs upon you and you whisper.....

She- "Oh darlin,I cannot wait till you fill me with your dick."

He-"What do you mean? I already have."

She-"That is it?"
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You have just described my first sexual encounter, except I was to niave to wonder at the time, or ask about it.

 

[roxie]

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one with leg cramp stories!

I remember when I was with my first true love for the first time, and we were getting pretty kinky, but it all ended because my knee literally locked into place and he had to cover me with a blanket and take me into the ER. It was pretty embarrassing especially since it seemed like everyone starting at triage to the doctor wanted to know how it happened, we couldn't tell them and keep a straight face.


The most recent embarrassing moment would have to be a few weeks ago, when I got home from work and went to jump on my SO and we were rolling around playing and tickling and teasing each other, until we fell off the bed. And the resounding boom, made a few things fall of a dresser, plus a stereo speaker to come off the wall. We didn't know there was anyone else in the house until my parents (who live with us) came bursting into the scene wanting to make sure we were okay because it sounded like we were coming thru the ceiling in the dining room. Luckily, they only found us half dressed kinda tangled in the sheets and comforter, so they didn't really see anything, but they have yet to let us live it down.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Roxie, you poor thing! Now, you have to come up with something equally embaressing for blackmail!

 

[roxie]

Roxie, you poor thing! Now, you have to come up with something equally embaressing for blackmail!

LOL I have every intention of doing so! Only now I have the digi camera so I keep threatening all of them with it. I've yet to determine when I should get them tho. But since we are always pulling practical jokes on each other, and I usually get the best of them, they are still walking on eggshells!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[roxie]

hmm...i suppose this might count...it was the night before last at 4am and i was on top of my husband...we both were sooooooo close and then out of the darkness comes this sound...


daddy? i have to go pee.


YIKES! Talk about shifting gears!

LOL That reminds me of when my girlfriend called me in the middle of the night to ask me if her son could stay at my house for a few days. They were trying to get pregnant again and it seemed every time they tried to get it on, their little boy would run into the room. They even tried this while he was asleep apparently and he still woke up and walked in. Apparently right before she called me, he walked into the room and slapped his dad's bare ass and told him to get off his mommy and to stop hurting her. I still get a bad case of the giggles when I think of this. I know I'll get paybacks when I have my own kids tho

 

[Basia]

This happened last week. The two of us had been going at it for quite a while, and the next thing we knew, the bed had broken under our weight. My parents live right down stairs, and when they heard the loud noise, they came running up to see what was wrong. Took twenty minutes to explane to them that we where fine (throught he locked bedroom door). They still wouldn't leave though, so we got dressed and kicked them out... I live with my parents, and they are still teasing me about this...