It shows my mounting insecurity

[Sillyman]

that I feel really self conscious about posting the fact I miss cunnilingus here. I can tell you are all shocked and I will be exiled from the social dynamic.


Why do I feel crazier than normal?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

Why are you embarrassed to admit such a thing? Is it because such an admission announces to the whole world that you aren't getting any?

That's okay. We all go through dry spells.

I think you need to post an ad in Vixenshe's Sex Organ Infomercial thread, and sell the occupants of Literotica on the veracity of your cunnilingus expertise.

Then watch as your worries melt away.

 

[Sillyman]

I felt it would be inappropriate for me to say such a thing to such an audience.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You should send a Postcard: "Wish You Were Here"

 

[superlittlegirl]

Well, let me put your mind at ease. Such an admission is not criminal. In fact, I bet you could even round up some nice, quality poon to lick if you work it just right.

I could pimp you out, but that might be wrong. But if you want me to, just say the word.

I felt it would be inappropriate for me to say such a thing to such an audience.

 

[Sillyman]

I believe Heavy Stick said it best when he said:

"How is some fat retarded jackoff who works at Burger King plan to get any pussy? You plan to rub your greasy mayonaisse butt all over their bodies? That oughta be a real turn-on. WHy don't you do the whole motherfucking gene pool a favor and cut off your fucking manjunk before some lice ridden ho takes pity on you and we have to deal with more melodramatic fat greasy little fast food fucktards like you. And try not to eat my fucking fries next time porky."

And I do have a girlfriend currently, just she's a little distant at the moment.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

That made me giggle.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Fucking hell. That makes me cringe.

I still think we oughtta whore you out... but that's just my opinion.

I'm sorry your girl is distant. You should have her send you her panties and you can sniff them and do dirty stuff. That would at least give you some of the sensory verisimilitude you're craving.

I believe Heavy Stick said it best when he said:

"How is some fat retarded jackoff who works at Burger King plan to get any pussy? You plan to rub your greasy mayonaisse butt all over their bodies? That oughta be a real turn-on. WHy don't you do the whole motherfucking gene pool a favor and cut off your fucking manjunk before some lice ridden ho takes pity on you and we have to deal with more melodramatic fat greasy little fast food fucktards like you. And try not to eat my fucking fries next time porky."

And I do have a girlfriend currently, just she's a little distant at the moment.

 

[teddybear4play]

that I feel really self conscious about posting the fact I miss cunnilingus here. I can tell you are all shocked and I will be exiled from the social dynamic.


Why do I feel crazier than normal?

I don't know. I haven't practiced cunnilingus in nine months. I wonder if I still know how to do it.

TB4p

 

[superlittlegirl]

Re: Re: It shows my mounting insecurity

It's just like riding a bike. Trust me. I've gone through pussy-licking dry spells too, but once I'm back in the thick of it, my virtuosity is there. Don't worry. If you've got it, you've got it.

I don't know. I haven't practiced cunnilingus in nine months. I wonder if I still know how to do it.

TB4p

 

[Spinaroonie]

WITH LAX SECURITY U R LETTING TEH TERRISTS WIN!


FUCKING UNAMERICAN FAG!

NEVER FORGET! NEVER FORGET!

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: It shows my mounting insecurity

I don't know. I haven't practiced cunnilingus in nine months. I wonder if I still know how to do it.

TB4p

It's like falling off a bicycle.

Let the eagle soar Spin. Oh yeah, America, take my big fucking eagle, oh yeah, oh god, oh GOOOOOOD....

 

[Rhys]

In the words of the immortal Sam Kinneson, "Lick the alphabet"

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: It shows my mounting insecurity

It's just like riding a bike. Trust me. I've gone through pussy-licking dry spells too, but once I'm back in the thick of it, my virtuosity is there. Don't worry. If you've got it, you've got it.

I'm actually not worried at all. Before the girl I went down on in March, I was on a two-year cold snap. I think I did okay, considering she was bi and she told me I was damn good at it (this is why I bragged in that other thread about my mad muff-divin' skillz).

But I'm trying to show solidarity with Sillyman's insecurity, so don't let him read the above paragraph.

TB4p

 

[Sillyman]

I have good muff diving skills. I was raised in the wilderness by feral lesbians.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I have good muff diving skills. I was raised in the wilderness by feral lesbians.

Swing a little more on the devils dance floor.

 

[nasty1]

Don't worry about it, buddy. It's not like having dry spells in your life is the end of the world. But, it sure as hell sucks major ass.

 

[Sillyman]

Swing a little more on the devils dance floor.

I'm footloose.

 

[Sillyman]

It's not the dry spell actually so much as the feeling I can't talk to anyone about it.

 

[nasty1]

Well, i'm KING at dry spells, so, you can PM me if you're too shy to say anything here,(um...well...nevermind. You just did.)