It isn't only Dan Quayle and Homer Simpson who say the dumbest things !

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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
-- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
 
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper."
-- Gary Cooper, on his decision to not take the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."
 
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
 
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
 
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
 
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
 
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
-- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
 
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
-- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.
 
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
-- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
 
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
 
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction".
-- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
 
Lord Kelvin also said, "Radio has no future".

Bill Gates once maintained that nobody would ever need more than 640K of computer memory.
 
Yes - when I got my ZX Spectrum in 1983 - the shopkeeper told me to get the 16K not the 48K version because no programme could ever use all the 48K !
 
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