It is 9 am, I am drunk, unemployed and white

[SigmundFraud]

Take that you dirty racist.

Jen is suffering one of her fits as I suck down my unemployment check and play the lottery with a dream of striking it rich.

I just received hate mail from my soon to be ex-wife and her attorney in the form of letter requiring me to list all my assets for equal distribution. I promptly wrote "suck it" and placed it in my return mail.

I Googled "pressure cooker" and "backpack" just to see if I receive an unannounced visit. I could use the company.

 

[Recidiva]

Take that you dirty racist.

Jen is suffering one of her fits as I suck down my unemployment check and play the lottery with a dream of striking it rich.

I just received hate mail from my soon to be ex-wife and her attorney in the form of letter requiring me to list all my assets for equal distribution. I promptly wrote "suck it" and placed it in my return mail.

I Googled "pressure cooker" and "backpack" just to see if I receive an unannounced visit. I could use the company.

I will sit with you. I mean, if your terrorist-aspiring ass could accept comfort from my child-abusing ass.

 

[SigmundFraud]

I will sit with you. I mean, if your terrorist-aspiring ass could accept comfort from my child-abusing ass.

I am drinking Jamaican Me Happy wine coolers.

Does this make me gay?

 

[Recidiva]

I am drinking Jamaican Me Happy wine coolers.

Does this make me gay?

Depends. When you look at the bottle, do you want to drink it or...

 

[SigmundFraud]

Depends. When you look at the bottle, do you want to drink it or...

If you read on Yahoo News about a dude at the Hospital Emergency getting a wine cooler bottle removed from his ass.......ummmmm.......I slipped and fell on it getting out of the shower. Yeah that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Recidiva]

If you read on Yahoo News about a dude at the Hospital Emergency getting a wine cooler bottle removed from his ass.......ummmmm.......I slipped and fell on it getting out of the shower. Yeah that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Whatever makes you happy, just try to take the alcohol out first and minimize breakage risk.

It is sad but true that every ER probably has a box of unmentionables that everybody wants to mention again and again.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The ER confiscated all of ROBs gerbils.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Take that you dirty racist.

Jen is suffering one of her fits as I suck down my unemployment check and play the lottery with a dream of striking it rich.

I just received hate mail from my soon to be ex-wife and her attorney in the form of letter requiring me to list all my assets for equal distribution. I promptly wrote "suck it" and placed it in my return mail.

I Googled "pressure cooker" and "backpack" just to see if I receive an unannounced visit. I could use the company.

I've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses. I'm on a mission from God that doesn't include pressure cookers.

Also, I have one good joint I've been saving for a good cause.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Take that you dirty racist.

Jen is suffering one of her fits as I suck down my unemployment check and play the lottery with a dream of striking it rich.

I just received hate mail from my soon to be ex-wife and her attorney in the form of letter requiring me to list all my assets for equal distribution. I promptly wrote "suck it" and placed it in my return mail.

I Googled "pressure cooker" and "backpack" just to see if I receive an unannounced visit. I could use the company.

I hope you are aware that you have to re-pay all of the unemployment money you receive directly to Jen, with interest.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I hope you are aware that you have to re-pay all of the unemployment money you receive directly to Jen, with interest.

Why you're just an abundant amount of sunshine when someone's down in the dumps, aren't ya?

 

[dan_c00000]

Just stay away from that Bartles and Jaymes stuff.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Why you're just an abundant amount of sunshine when someone's down in the dumps, aren't ya?

what can I say?

I'm a people person.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

what can I say?

I'm a people person.

I've had days like that when delivering bad news to someone I don't care for, but secretly glad about it. Like the day I told my 1st wife I filed for divorce.

 

[MizTabby]

It's almost 1:00 PM
I might as well get drunk
Being unemployed sucks
and how are you?

 

[Cade Is Here]

Take that you dirty racist.

Jen is suffering one of her fits as I suck down my unemployment check and play the lottery with a dream of striking it rich.

I just received hate mail from my soon to be ex-wife and her attorney in the form of letter requiring me to list all my assets for equal distribution. I promptly wrote "suck it" and placed it in my return mail.

I Googled "pressure cooker" and "backpack" just to see if I receive an unannounced visit. I could use the company.

So all white people are racist?

Sounds like another roryn.

 

[KingOrfeo]

It is 9 am, I am. . .white.

No, you're not.