It costs HOW much to wank?!

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If you didn't have a significant other to help you out, and you could NOT masturbate without paying a fee (No way around this - No pay, no play), how much would you be willing to pay to pleasure yourself, and how often would you do it at that price? (And it's per orgasm too, because we all know that girls can go all night. :) )

A better way to think about it might be a "weekly wanking budget". How much would you spend in a week?

I'm twisted. This seriously occured to me.

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I am with The Countess on this one, I would have to get a job just to support my habit.
 
UUUUhhhh....

I'm a little occupied right now....I'll get back to ya'!! ;)
 
for any of the women who can't afford to be wanked as often as they would like if this were to hapen I would be willing to work out some sort of barter system with you. I wank you you wank me sort of thing, purely plutonic.
 
Purely Plutonic????

Bobtoad777 said:
for any of the women who can't afford to be wanked as often as they would like if this were to hapen I would be willing to work out some sort of barter system with you. I wank you you wank me sort of thing, purely plutonic.


Yeah....what kind of sweet talk are ya' trying to use....huh?? And if it's Plutonic does that mean it involves Pluto from Disney??? This could be interesting :p And how much does Pluto hire out for to become Plutonic?? :D
 
I was going to say, i don't pay to play, but then i got to thinking....yeah i do think every once in awhile.

It cost about twenty bucks to get a hand or blow job here.

When i take a lady out on a date, i usually spend a couple of hundred dollars, dinner, dancing,drinking, ect.

Now here's where the thinking comes in.

Which would be cheaper on me... omg, my brain is in overload... Damn
 
How much would I pay per orgasm... Well, for a decent orgasm, I'd lay down $3-5 if I'm the one wanking. It'd go up FAST depending on anyone else's involvement. And yes, I'd never be able to support my own sex drive... *grins* I'd probably turn to bank robbery or something. *winks*
 
I can go for a while without it, if I have to...or usually, it is because I'm not in the mood...so, it could easily run me nothing at all...If I had to pay, I'd probably just give it up... :)
 
I rarely masturbate more than twice a week -- sometimes I even do it just once a week -- because I find that the longer I wait to pleasure myself, the greater the eventual orgasm. So if I had to pay in order to play, it probably wouldn't end up costing me that much.

As for cost, I'd be willing to pay about $5 for a really good masturbation orgasm. The orgasms I've been having with my new "Hungry Bear" vibrator are definitely worth $5.

*rummages through pockets*

Aw, crap! I've only got 37 cents. Guess it's a cold shower for me. :(
 
checks in the mail!

Now.......um......Would there be "Lenders"?? Would there be loans available? Kinda like a Orgamortgage?
 
Well lets see, as the status of my personal life at the particular moment dictates~~I would be way in the RED.

How much would I pay to be wanked? $10-$15 dollars for 2 of 'em.......How much would I charge to help out the ladies and wank 'em? Probably the same $10-$15 per 2 trials. However given the right lady, I would do some trial runs for free!!!!!
 
CelestialBody said:
Bobtoad-plutonic has to do with money, having lots of it if I'm not mistaken. Platonic is stictly friends. What you said didn't make any sense, and to answer the question, I'd be in the red seeing as how right now I have about $20 to my name.


Well I menat that you would wank me and I would wank you merely as a friendly service to oneanother, that goes for any other ladies out her as well, can't afford to wank, lets barter, you wank me I wank you purely friendly no altermotives here.
 
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