Israel/Palestine: An Inflamitory Alternative View

Mad_Jack_Rabbit

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The Israel and Palestinian 'conflict' should be left alone by outsiders - they are having way too much fun slaughtering each other.

Palestinians moan about the oppression, about how they are being forced out of their homes, the racial abuse from Israelis, that their water is restricted to a couple of hours a day and that there is a hose pipe ban to conserve water, meanwhile Israelis continue to water their gardens with hose pipes and nothing is done about that.... and so... etc...

So they start blowing themselves up and killing twenty Israelis in the process. They get declared martyrs and the palestinians feel a little better at having struck back.

Meanwhile....

The Israelis, having suffered some three thousand years of being persecuted scream 'Persecution in our own land!' and, having taken all those centuaries of oppression, say 'no more,' and launch airstrikes against suspected palestinian terrorist sites and kill twenty palestinians in the process. They sit back, smile, and say 'it's true, payback is a bitch!'

And so it goes on and on and on, Palestinians killing Israelis, Israelis killing Palestinians. Eventually one side will run out of people to kill and then they won't know what to do with themselves.

Until that happens, the undertakers mutter 'What a terrible business this is,' and wonder where they are going to store the bodies and how best to spend the fortune they are making.

Leave them alone folks, they're enjoying it too much to stop. If they really had had enough then the efforts towards peace would not have been disrailed by both sides so many times.

Let 'em get on with killing each other.

Not a popular view, I admit.
 
May not be popular......but its true

They have been fighting forever...........and your right......they wont stop till one or the other is all gone

Whats the answer?......hell if I know......I guess back off and let em at each other.....get it over with faster that way
 
Turn it into a reality TV show.

Cameras on the street corners to record the action. 24 hour interactive TV, jump from Camera to camera, place bets on when and where the next target will be, what will the response is....

Big Brother won't stand a chance.

"And tonight on Israeli Brother, Mohammed Hussein is up for eviction and the tanks are rolling into position... Press the red button on your remote if you think they should fire at the top floor first...."
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
I agree with most of this.

Peace is very rarely achieved without one side or both sides having had enough bloodshed.


What the Palestinians need to realise is that they can not win, they will not win.

It is impossible for them to win.

Don't be so sure.

Palesinians can recruit from the whole arab world.

I'm not convinced that Israel has the same number of 'reserves.'
Of course it does have an army which helps but then there are the arab countries who may lend support...

Could be close game.
 
Mad_Jack_Rabbit said:
I'm not convinced that Israel has the same number of 'reserves.'
Of course it does have an army which helps...

Do the words "United. States. Of. America." mean anything to you? :D
 
Starblayde said:
Do the words "United. States. Of. America." mean anything to you? :D

Hey, no fair! They have to be left alone.

Only non government sponsered/encouraged individuals may join in.

Sell 'em weapons though.

That's okay.
 
We could give the Palestinians some F-16s to even the two sides. Unfortunately they would never get off the ground. The maintenance contract would be thrown to Arafat's brother-in-law.
 
But the plane parts would make some really neat bombs...

They could use the various rockets for their suicide attacks ala Wylie Coyote and ACME...

And those big machine gun rounds sure do throw better than rocks!
 
Hanns is making the mistake that the Israelis WANT to win.

Of course they don't. They let Arafat walk away for Christ's sake!

3000 years of oppression?

FUCK NO!

"We have our own country now! The boot is on the other foot. See how you like being victimised you bastards!"

Naw, they aint' playing to win, just to draw it out. Hell of a lot of history and dead jews to pay back.

Just keep things stirred up so they can chip away and kill.

Keeps everybody happy!
 
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