Isolated Fart Thread

[NoJo]

prpp

scuse me

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We needed one of these!

 

[Tom Collins]

I don't fart.
*sound of air escaping from a balloon*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't fart.
*sound of air escaping from a balloon*

neither does the Queen.

 

[NoJo]

neither does the Queen.

That doesn't stop me writing poems about it though

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That doesn't stop me writing poems about it though

You have a way with flatulence and rhyme.

 

[NoJo]

You have a way with flatulence and rhyme.

Thanks, but Flatulence will get you nowhere with me.

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks, but Flatulence will get you nowhere with me.

Putting on my windbreaker and leaving silently....but deadly.

 

[Tom Collins]

neither does the Queen.

Yeah, we both poot.

 

[joeys-game]

Never heard of poot..toot maybe

 

[minsue]

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[Liar]

Never managed to isolate a fart. They seem to just want to spread their glory around.

 

[The_Fool]

You haven't farted until you have cleared a room...Preferably of strangers...

 

[blackhaus7]

I have a friend (yes, we still swill booze together) who, when he was an over-the-road trucker had mutant bacteria in his intestines. Actually, they had to be of alien origin. I loved to go to Walmart with him. He's set a land mine and we'd go to the end of the row to watch for the next innocent victim. God, it was rancid stuff.

We had partied in Tulsa one weekend and he overwhelmed another buddy's exhaust system in the bathroom. The Tulsa buddy turned on his whole house fan to exhaust the noxious odor out through the attic. The Tulsa buddy was attempting to keep squirrels from his pecan trees at the time. Swore he didn't see a squirrel for three weeks.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

You haven't farted until you have cleared a room...Preferably of strangers...

I can one up that one. I cleared a Tavee once.

A tavee is a 3 sided box with no roof that you pull fighters in to load live bombs on. The walls are very thick and basically blast proof. The thought being that if there's an accidental detonation of a live bomb, damage will be limited to the tavee and won't take out the whole rest of the flightline.

These particular tavees were at Nellis AFB, Nevada. Each was big enough to pull an F-111 into. Remember, only three sides and no roof. I cleared one out.

I think it had a lot to do with being in Vegas for two weeks, and that bar the night before that had jars full of all you can eat pickled eggs. Which were, of course, washed down with copious amounts of cheap beer

 

[Liar]

You haven't farted until you have cleared a room...Preferably of strangers...

As long as I only have to clear the room of people, and not furniture and wallpaper. My farts are not quite that potent.

 

[Guest]

I have no response to this.


Ladies, of course, do not engage in such sordid behavior.




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[672]

~blows a big, sloppy, female fart onto money-hungry assholes and republicans.~

 

[impressive]

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One of my kids' favorites.

 

[arienette]

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One of my kids' favorites.

Oh I need to find that book!
(Nice AV, by the way )

 

[Guest]

im a crop duster.
there, i've admitted it and taken the first step.

 

[scheherazade_79]

im a crop duster.
there, i've admitted it and taken the first step.

Now THERE'S a woman after my own heart!

I used to go crop-dusting on a regular basis whenever I was put on canteen duty. It was great - I'd single out the kids who'd pissed me off that day, hover over them as they were eating their lunches, fart, then walk off to admire the look of disgust on their faces from a distance


Crop dusting rules!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

im a crop duster.
there, i've admitted it and taken the first step.

What's the second step?

 

[Honey123]

Women don't fart...we "poof"