Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Ellafun]

Thank you. I'm happy too!

I think my advent calendar hates me. But I'll still get all the chocolate.

(I took all the candy out and put it in a jar...think Jesus will notice I cheated??)

 

[LikeASnowflake]

(I took all the candy out and put it in a jar...think Jesus will noticed I cheated??)

Oh you're a really bad girl... I see. Haha as long as you hide the jar really well he won't notice.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Covered in goo.

 

[Ellafun]

Covered in goo.

Wondering if I could toss some of this extra-fine sparkly glitter I'm crafting with onto pmann to make a glittery holiday display....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Glitter would totally make this outfit fierce.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Punters

 

[Lion_Roar]

Reading the comments at the end of articles found online make me lose ALL my faith in humanity.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ugh. That is not a 97 point word.

97 points.

 

[imemkay]

Such language! Remember, it's just a game. And really, how long can his luck hold out?

 

[imemkay]

Well.. he's only won what one game ever so I suppose I COULD be charitable. Anyway, he likes it when I get sassy.

He's only ever won the one game? Oh, bless his heart!
Good for you, by the way!!

 

[imemkay]

LOL You probably are, but it's given me a good chuckle!

 

[imemkay]

Completely!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I love to start my day with someone puking in the subway.

 

[Eilan]

Reading the comments at the end of articles found online make me lose ALL my faith in humanity.

Indeed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe two at most...hahaha

Oh I am going to pay for this.

*Leaving the room*

 

[Emerson40]

I once had a horrible dream that ended up happening in reality. Now, every horrible dream I have gives me anxiety and panic.

I wish for no more dreams.

*punches* Sandman in the nose.

Warns him to smarten up.

 

[Saucyminx]

34 more? Fucking seriously?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I once had a horrible dream that ended up happening in reality. Now, every horrible dream I have gives me anxiety and panic.

I wish for no more dreams.

Here's to wishing you peaceful slumber, tiny dancer.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

When your own brother calls you a prude. '_'

 

[imemkay]

Slow night at work tonight. At least I'm not working alone. Please let us see something interesting tonight. It doesn't need to be anything traumatic like partial amputations.....I'd be happy to see something silly like another vibrator stuck up somebody's arse.

 

[OzoneRed]

Slow night at work tonight. At least I'm not working alone. Please let us see something interesting tonight. It doesn't need to be anything traumatic like partial amputations.....I'd be happy to see something silly like another vibrator stuck up somebody's arse.

*another* vibrator stuck up somebody's arse? How often does this happen?

 

[imemkay]

*another* vibrator stuck up somebody's arse? How often does this happen?

Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.

So, more often than you'd think.

To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.

So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.

 

[OTCurve]

Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.

So, more often than you'd think.

To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.

So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.

Or you'll become, dare I say it, the butt of the joke?

 

[imemkay]

Or you'll become, dare I say it, the butt of the joke?

LOL cute!

 

[BeachMomma]

LOL cute!

I spent a few years working in endoscopy; I've seen far more than my share of rectal foreign bodies. FAR more than my share!

Please, don't do that to your friendly endo call team. Don't wish a rectal FB on them!

The docs I worked with wouldn't remove rectal FBs that night; they made them wait and put them on the schedule for the next day. It helped provide a more memorable "learning experience."