Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[pleasteasme]

One way to feel warmer ~ step outside... fuck ME, it's cold!!!!

*shiver*

 

[pleasteasme]

So, fuck me twice...

It is 16 degrees. WTF is this?! Hell, I don't even own a winter jacket!

 

[midwestyankee]

So, fuck me twice...

It is 16 degrees. WTF is this?! Hell, I don't even own a winter jacket!

Come to Chicago and warm up. We're enjoying unseasonably warm weather this year. In fact, over the last thirty days our average daily high has been something like 15 degrees above normal. Today is one of the worst in the last month and we're hovering just below freezing. I gave my younger son my winter jacket at the start of the season (he's now just about my height) in a shameless ploy to get a new one for myself but I haven't needed one.

Fuck you twice, eh? Why stop there?

 

[pleasteasme]

Come to Chicago and warm up. We're enjoying unseasonably warm weather this year. In fact, over the last thirty days our average daily high has been something like 15 degrees above normal. Today is one of the worst in the last month and we're hovering just below freezing. I gave my younger son my winter jacket at the start of the season (he's now just about my height) in a shameless ploy to get a new one for myself but I haven't needed one.

Fuck you twice, eh? Why stop there?

It is my ploy to have sex ~ you know, the no jacket thing.

A girl needs to stay warm, somehow!

 

[pleasteasme]

The Pursuit of Happyness ~ excellent movie. Very well done.

I need to remember, tomorrow is Tuesday...

 

[bobsgirl]

Alright, I'm waiting...

 

[silverwhisper]

bg, the word is "anticipation".

ed

 

[EJFan]

bg, the word is "anticipation".

ed

where in the blue hell have you been brutha?

*swiftly darts across the room and tackles SW... pinning him to HT so he can never get away again*

 

[EJFan]

...I'm waiting...

i think every woman on the east coast has said this to me at one time or another.

 

[bobsgirl]

bg, the word is "anticipation".

ed

Then I am impatiently anticipating the time when Mimi makes her debut. How lond does it take to get approved anyway?

 

[bobsgirl]

i think every woman on the east coast has said this to me at one time or another.

You're hanging around the wrong women. Delayed gratification is not my strong suit. Why wait, when right now is better?

 

[silverwhisper]

sorry, EJ, been kinda busy.

bg...o dear, you appear to have misunderstood me. i can't put mimi in my writing. i can't do that w/ friends, as a rule.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

sorry, EJ, been kinda busy.

bg...o dear, you appear to have misunderstood me. i can't put mimi in my writing. i can't do that w/ friends, as a rule.

ed

No, ed, you seem to have to misunderstood me. I'm waiting for my story to be posted here. (Mimi and Sam)

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks self]

usually around 1 week.

ed

 

[Mazuri]

How can it be 70 degrees one day and 30 the next? No wonder I keep a cold

 

[Cathleen]

I just bought a few light bulbs that are guaranteed to last seven years... that might mean I have a lifetime supply now! Yikes!

 

[Cathleen]

How can it be 70 degrees one day and 30 the next? No wonder I keep a cold

Funky isn't it? I'm in New England and we can have some odd weather occurances for sure. I bet it's more shocking to you in Alabama... stay warm and have some cocoa.

 

[bobsgirl]

I just bought a few light bulbs that are guaranteed to last seven years... that might mean I have a lifetime supply now! Yikes!

I sure hope you mean several seven's added together, Princess.

 

[pleasteasme]

I don't know that I will ever understand.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my face hurts.

 

[Eilan]

So, um, hey.

 

[bobsgirl]

So, um, hey.

eilan!! eilan!! You're back!

 

[Eilan]

A nana? Surely not!

 

[bobsgirl]

A nana? Surely not!

What can I say? I got carried away...

where have you been?

Psst. Open your PM box.

 

[Eilan]

where have you been?

I attempted to recover a but of sanity by taking a much-needed break from all things online. Unfortunately, I failed miserably.

And when I come back what's one of the first things I see? A cock size thread!