Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Sarojaede]

Argggh!!!!

 

[Quoll]

Can never have too many lights! B put them on the tree and I watched and helpfully directed. He wasn't real enthusiastic.

Off to bed now, pq. sorry to bail, but I is slee...zzzzzzz.....

What's to be enthusiastic about?

Nighty night

 

[Quoll]

Argggh!!!!

Ohhhhhhh!!!!

 

[bobsgirl]

Just pull up your big girl undies, and do it!

 

[midwestyankee]

Just pull up your big girl undies, and do it!

Wouldn't it be easier if you left them down?

 

[bobsgirl]

Wouldn't it be easier if you left them down?

It's always more fun to unwrap a gift, isn't it?

 

[Phaedre]

I hate wet socks!

 

[midwestyankee]

It's always more fun to unwrap a gift, isn't it?

I wouldn't know. Is it?

 

[eudaemonia]

Mmmm ... instant mashed potatoes with Bisto gravy: That's what's for breakfast!

 

[midwestyankee]

I could really use a plate of salmon hash right about now. A good blowjob would be nice, but the hash is a must.

 

[Quoll]

Where's the damned poo report.

 

[bobsgirl]

Where's the damned poo report.

Yeah! and where is that little vixen Verbiwhore?

 

[bobsgirl]

Ugh. Just kill me now. I hate being sick.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm coming down w/ a cold myself, bg.

i'm brewing some tea. would you care for some?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

i'm coming down w/ a cold myself, bg.

i'm brewing some tea. would you care for some?

ed

*hands ed a box of tisssues*

No, thanks, ed. I don't think it would stay down.

 

[Revluc]

hmmm, an early lunch or no?

 

[silverwhisper]

bg: oo, sorry...some ginger ale, perhaps?

rev: er...isn't that rhetorical? :>

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

Ohhhhhhh!!!!

Thanks PQ, that made me grin.

 

[midwestyankee]

How do you get heartburn from a fucking baked potato?

 

[Revluc]

Startch. It rears back and slaps you silly.

 

[Revluc]

rev: er...isn't that rhetorical? :>

ed

It depends on who is answering the question.

 

[Sarojaede]

Startch. It rears back and slaps you silly.

Starch? What the hell did you starch?!?!

 

[midwestyankee]

Startch. It rears back and slaps you silly.

I didn't iron my lunch, I just ate the damned thing.

Of course, that week-old chili that was on top of the baked potato could have made a small contribution.

 

[Sarojaede]

hmmm, an early lunch or no?

Ohhh...and the early lunch was a fantastic idea.

 

[silverwhisper]

i want to fucking break things.