Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[bobsgirl]

maybe it was supposed to go left. did you try that? you might have gotten it on the first attempt if that was its natural direction.

Nope, didn't try left. I should've left well enough alone.

I don't do frustration very well.

 

[silverwhisper]

[waves]

hi, bg!

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

[waves]

hi, bg!

ed

ed!! MY VERY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!

{{{{{{{{{muah}}}}}}}}}!!!

(who does that remind you of? )

 

[silverwhisper]

[runs screaming]

[checks for heart palpitations]

[winces]

please don't do that, bg. i'd hate to put you on iggy.

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, i'm becoming very interested in this site.

ed

 

[EJFan]

ah ha! i found yesterday's missing poo.

 

[bobsgirl]

ah ha! i found yesterday's missing poo.

Thanks, EJ. I feel much better now.

 

[bobsgirl]

[runs screaming]

[checks for heart palpitations]

[winces]

please don't do that, bg. i'd hate to put you on iggy.

ed

I couldn't resist. I'll never do it again. *crosses fingers behind my back*

 

[EJFan]

Thanks, EJ. I feel much better now.

YOU feel better? imagine how i feel.

 

[Phaedre]

ed!! MY VERY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!

{{{{{{{{{muah}}}}}}}}}!!!

(who does that remind you of? )

I dunno who it reminds ed of but it reminds me of someone who made me very nervous.

 

[Phaedre]

ah ha! i found yesterday's missing poo.

lol! toilet humour, how it applies to us all ;-)

 

[silverwhisper]

phaedre, you're far from alone in that regard. i was never a big fan of that song...

ed

 

[EJFan]

lol! toilet humour, how it applies to us all ;-)

it's what happens when you start listening to stern at the age of 12 and continue for 20 years or more.

but i'm not too proud to share my life with you folks.... i'm an open book for you all.

 

[Phaedre]

ed, me either. It is one of the rare occasions that I was happy that I live on an island. ;-)

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm cursing you for that, phaedre.



here's why i call my mobile phone the bondage phone.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I dunno who it reminds ed of but it reminds me of someone who made me very nervous.

That makes three of us.

 

[silverwhisper]

based on exchanges i've had previously, there's more than the three of us.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

YOU feel better? imagine how i feel.

Eat prunes, EJ. It'll help with that little problem.

Only trying to help.

 

[midwestyankee]

OK, i'm becoming very interested in this site.

ed

I saw a number of these in action during an episode of "Real Sex" on HBO. Quite a fascinating branch of the toy department.

 

[EJFan]

Eat prunes, EJ. It'll help with that little problem.

Only trying to help.

suddenly i believe that the who's "mother's little helper" has a whole new meaning.

 

[Phaedre]

based on exchanges i've had previously, there's more than the three of us.

ed

somehow that doesn't surprise me. <shiver>

 

[midwestyankee]

suddenly i believe that the who's "mother's little helper" has a whole new meaning.

Wasn't that the Rolling Stones?

 

[EJFan]

Wasn't that the Rolling Stones?

yup. my bad. momentary lapse of reason. (that was floyd, btw).

 

[bobsgirl]

I saw a number of these in action during an episode of "Real Sex" on HBO. Quite a fascinating branch of the toy department.

Well, I can't deny I'm more than a little curious, I am skeptical. Unless there was an attachment or something to provide added stimulation.

Okay, I am blushing now....

 

[midwestyankee]

yup. my bad. momentary lapse of reason. (that was floyd, btw).

Or maybe just not enough prunes in the diet, old chap.