Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[EJFan]

Night Billy Joe Jim Bob

heh... this reminds me of a bit i heard a comic do many years ago. he was making fun of southerners introducing their families at a reunion or something... he said in rapid fire, "i'd like you to meet billy joe, boby sue, mary ellen, jo beth, billy bubba, jimmy ray, joe bob, beth anne (on and on for a dozen other names)... and my cousin from the north, kevin."

it doesn't translate well but i laugh every time i think of it.

 

[Eilan]

Well, that was an uninspiring display of suckitude.

 

[EJFan]

Well, that was an uninspiring display of suckitude.

i'm sorry to hear that eilan... pretty much the same thing here, sad to say.

while i'm here... if anyone reads this and is a complete, blithering idiot for whom i'm not ALREADY doing a job, please feel free to solicit my services. i'm already doing work for the majority of total fools in the region so you might as well hop on the wagon with them.

 

[bobsgirl]

The silence is deafening in here.

 

[silverwhisper]

sorry, bg. :<

[hug]

ed

 

[wicked woman]

The silence is deafening in here.

damn you woman! I've been trying to avoid the Cinnamon Buns place that I pass twice a day. You're not helping.

 

[silverwhisper]

ah, go for it!

oo, is it cinnabon? those guys frigging rock!

ed

 

[wicked woman]

ah, go for it!

oo, is it cinnabon? those guys frigging rock!

ed

uhuh....pass them twice on the way to work and twice on the way home from work every day. Do you know how many calories are in them?! over 700! Do you know how much sugar?! But yes you're right they're absolutely delicious. mmmmmmm

 

[silverwhisper]

your willpower-fu is considerable, WW. i couldn't do it.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Cinnabons can be better than sex (well, better than some sex).

 

[silverwhisper]

[nods fervently]

this actually gives me an idea for a poll...



ed

 

[wicked woman]

your willpower-fu is considerable, WW. i couldn't do it.

ed

Sure you could ed...just add up how many pounds you'd gain in a year if you indulged. *that's my secret...and an ocassional indulgence*

Cinnabons can be better than sex (well, better than some sex).

So glad you added that caveat. They're good but not THAT good.

 

[midwestyankee]

So glad you added that caveat. They're good but not THAT good.

Unfortunately, I could point out numerous occasions when I would have preferred to be nibbling a cinnabon with a cup of good coffee instead. On the other hand, I've been blessed with some sessions that were considerably better.

 

[EJFan]

Cinnabons can be better than sex (well, better than some sex).

can you imagine sex with a cinnabon? maybe that's why they're rolled into a circular form.

this one time, at band camp... err... the culinary institute...

 

[Sarojaede]

can you imagine sex with a cinnabon? maybe that's why they're rolled into a circular form.

this one time, at band camp... err... the culinary institute...

Oh lord. I must not drink whilst reading EJ's posts.

Damnit!

 

[bobsgirl]

Mmmm. Cinnabons. With all that gooey icing... Mmmm


Definitely better than sex.

 

[Nightbird]

Do Cinnabons have holes in the middle?? That might increase their sex appeal at least for men.

 

[EJFan]

Do Cinnabons have holes in the middle??

mine do... but they don't come from the store that way.

 

[bobsgirl]

mine do... but they don't come from the store that way.

 

[EJFan]

yes. i know the difference between "vice" and "vise"... it was late.

 

[bobsgirl]

Does this qualify as a size thread?

So now I gotta worry about having lacy labia?

 

[Phaedre]

Does this qualify as a size thread?

So now I gotta worry about having lacy labia?

Oh my. Some eyebrow raising & wince worthy pictures in that thread bg.

 

[bobsgirl]

I already have a father. And YOU are not my dad!

 

[Nightbird]

What is Lacy Labia?

 

[Quoll]

Some nice pics here, might be your style SJ, scare the kiddies and stuff.

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