Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[bobsgirl]

For those following: My student ended up 3rd in the Nation!!!

OMG, Tease!! That is spectacular! You must be so proud of her.

I bet you all were so happy, you didn't even need a plane to get back home!

Congratulations, sweetie!!

 

[pleasteasme]

Thank you both ~ it has been absolutely surreal. Pretty dang cool!!!

 

[sassy_girl1963]

For those following: My student ended up 3rd in the Nation!!!

Woo Hoo! That is just wonderful!

Were you able to go to be there?

 

[Leah57]

i'm such a peanut butter whore.

EJ, you would LOVE this! I tried every single flavor and they are fantastic!!!!

 

[Leah57]

For those following: My student ended up 3rd in the Nation!!!

Congrats, PTM!

 

[silverwhisper]

PTM, that's great! 3rd for what?

ed

 

[EJFan]

EJ's checklist for posting a question in HT:

1. am i stupid?
2. am i a drama queen? (yes, there are male drama queens)
3. am i seeking validation?

if the answer to ANY of these questions is "yes" then just keep moving along... there's no point in posting your question.

thank you and have a nice day.

 

[Nightbird]

Ej, you forgot that they should check out the FAQ's and the blank manual first too.

 

[EJFan]

Ej, you forgot that they should check out the FAQ's and the blank manual first too.

well... for me, this checklist is all that's necessary. the FAQ thread is highly useful but i'm on a personal quest to eliminate all stupid, neurotic attention seekers from the planet.

 

[Eilan]

3. am i seeking validation?

But I was hoping people would validate my ginormous Cyber Cock.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm with you on the no stupid people thing..

Stupid people drive me crazy...

well... for me, this checklist is all that's necessary. the FAQ thread is highly useful but i'm on a personal quest to eliminate all stupid, neurotic attention seekers from the planet.

 

[EJFan]

But I was hoping people would validate my ginormous Cyber Cock.

sorry... not if it's only ginormous... if it was hugundo we might have something to work with... ginormous is just not worth the time. sorry. next!

 

[Eilan]

sorry... not if it's only ginormous... if it was hugundo we might have something to work with... ginormous is just not worth the time. sorry. next!

Fine. I'll take my ginormous cock and go home.

[/drama queen]

Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[Nightbird]

Whats the difference between a cyber cock and a real one?

 

[Eilan]

Whats the difference between a cyber cock and a real one?

Cyber cocks are always huge.

 

[EJFan]

Cyber cocks are always huge.

this is true... every cock on the internet is 8" i think. it's big enough to sound impressive but not so big that it's unbelievable.

 

[Nightbird]

Well mine is 6 inches but thick.. I figure why lie about it?

 

[EJFan]

Well mine is 6 inches but thick.. I figure why lie about it?

mine's neither thick nor long... i figure why lie about it too. not only is it incredibly small, i'm also sexually inept.

 

[Nightbird]

I think most guys are inept at a lot of things.. And most women are rolling their eyes behind our backs..

 

[Nightbird]

Do we really need so many craving threads?

 

[bobsgirl]

I want to learn how to be a drama queen, damn it!

 

[Eilan]

I want to learn how to be a drama queen, damn it!

Looks like you're off to a good start.

 

[EJFan]

I want to learn how to be a drama queen, damn it!

there's an ongoing seminar in HT proper... i'm convinced that a significant number of threads are started by people who just overreact to their own stupidity.

 

[Sarojaede]

EJ's checklist for posting a question in HT:

1. am i stupid?
2. am i a drama queen? (yes, there are male drama queens)
3. am i seeking validation?

if the answer to ANY of these questions is "yes" then just keep moving along... there's no point in posting your question.

thank you and have a nice day.

Awww...damnit...and what if the answer to all three is yes?

[cries]

 

[EJFan]

Awww...damnit...and what if the answer to all three is yes?

[cries]

then you have to not start three times as many threads as you were originally intending.