Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Quoll]

I hope things are well with you and your dad.

 

[bobsgirl]

I need a man name Guido or something - I have a contract to discuss.

http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php

Signed,

Ol' Melissa Moonshine

Hey, I'm Ol' Nicky Moonshine...SISTERS!!

Makes sense, doesn't it?

 

[Cathleen]

Hey, I'm Ol' Nicky Moonshine...SISTERS!!

Makes sense, doesn't it?

I'll take the 5th.

I am only surprised that we're not conjoined twins.

 

[EJFan]

I'll take the 5th.

I am only surprised that we're not conjoined twins.

joined at the..... ?

 

[Noor]

I didn't realize it was possible for someone to give themselves a sore throat from screaming during sex. Now I know.

I get dry mouth from it.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, my mouth gets dry just looking at my wife! :>

random, apropopos-of-nothing comment: i hate it when my eye itches b/c it feels like i've got an eyelash in there, but even after 15 solid minutes of rubbing, it still feels the same.

ed

 

[wicked woman]

hey, my mouth gets dry just looking at my wife! :>

random, apropopos-of-nothing comment: i hate it when my eye itches b/c it feels like i've got an eyelash in there, but even after 15 solid minutes of rubbing, it still feels the same.

ed

if you think you've got an eyelash in your eye, ed, don't rub it. Gently grasp a few eyelashes and pull your lid down over your eyes and hold it there for a bit. Often times your eye's natural moisture/tearing will wash the eyelash away.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

so there was sunlight today when I left work, and it was 60 degrees outside... I love nicer weather where I can open the windows and stuff

 

[bobsgirl]

Waking up too early is the work of the devil. If it was a good thing, there'd be better stuff on TV.

 

[wicked woman]

Waking up too early is the work of the devil. If it was a good thing, there'd be better stuff on TV.

BG when I wake up too early I often masturbate...if I do a really good job, I get a wonderful sleep after. Of course, usually my timing is off and I have to haul myself out of bed and to work instead.

 

[bobsgirl]

BG when I wake up too early I often masturbate...if I do a really good job, I get a wonderful sleep after. Of course, usually my timing is off and I have to haul myself out of bed and to work instead.

I'd probably wake MrB up, and you know where that would lead...

Yep, he'd make me get up and cook breakfast.

 

[wicked woman]

I'd probably wake MrB up, and you know where that would lead...

Yep, he'd make me get up and cook breakfast.

swat him one for me then! if he's hungry there's something delicious to eat much closer to him, that won't require either of you getting out of bed

 

[midwestyankee]

Waking up too early is the work of the devil. If it was a good thing, there'd be better stuff on TV.

BG when I wake up too early I often masturbate...if I do a really good job, I get a wonderful sleep after. Of course, usually my timing is off and I have to haul myself out of bed and to work instead.

What's that line about idle hands....the devil's..... ?

 

[wicked woman]

What's that line about idle hands....the devil's..... ?

don't call me wicked for nothing babe

 

[bobsgirl]

swat him one for me then! if he's hungry there's something delicious to eat much closer to him, that won't require either of you getting out of bed

I'm blushing here...

 

[wicked woman]

I'm blushing here...

You look so cute when you blush dear

 

[silverwhisper]

wicked woman: you know, i even know that i shouldn't rub, but it feels so damned good...

[sigh]

ed

 

[wicked woman]

wicked woman: you know, i even know that i shouldn't rub, but it feels so damned good...

[sigh]

ed

who said you shouldn't rub? definitely depends what you rub against...and what you're rubbing with

 

[midwestyankee]

who said you shouldn't rub? definitely depends what you rub against...and what you're rubbing with

[snark]Remembering Portnoy's Complaint.... [/snark]

 

[silverwhisper]

WW: i was talking about your advice about not rubbing my eyes cuz it felt like there was something (an eyelash) in it. sorry, shoulda quoted...

[trout-smacks self]

ed

 

[wicked woman]

WW: i was talking about your advice about not rubbing my eyes cuz it felt like there was something (an eyelash) in it. sorry, shoulda quoted...

[trout-smacks self]

ed

aaahhh...personally I prefer my interpretation

 

[silverwhisper]

well hell, in that context, i totally agree w/ you! :>

ed

 

[wicked woman]

[snark]Remembering Portnoy's Complaint.... [/snark]

Never have liked liver

 

[midwestyankee]

Never have liked liver

It's wonderful with onions and home fries, but it is best when tenderized first.

 

[wicked woman]

It's wonderful with onions and home fries, but it is best when tenderized first.

Hearing the chorus of "Beat it"