Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[MyLitStory]

Liars

I hate liars.

 

[bobsgirl]

I hate liars.

I hear ya on that one.

BTW, welcome to Lit!

 

[bobsgirl]

Happy birthday, kiddo!

 

[pleasteasme]

You are a sweetheart!!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

OK, I admit it. I'm not good at being the center of attention.

 

[pleasteasme]

OK, I admit it. I'm not good at being the center of attention.

Why not yank?

 

[midwestyankee]

Why not yank?

I'm slightly unbalanced, so whenever I am the center of attention, things get out of whack in a bad way.

 

[EJFan]

I'm slightly unbalanced, so whenever I am the center of attention, things get out of whack in a bad way.

you just need another starbucks.

 

[bobsgirl]

you just need another starbucks.

Or another glass of Shiraz.

 

[midwestyankee]

Or another glass of Shiraz.

EJ, I like ya, and all, but bg has a good point. After all, as my mother used to say as she sung me to sleep with this lullabye, "Qué shiraz, shiraz."

 

[EJFan]

EJ, I like ya, and all, but bg has a good point. After all, as my mother used to say as she sung me to sleep with this lullabye, "Qué shiraz, shiraz."

whatever will -hic- will -hic-

 

[pleasteasme]

I'm slightly unbalanced, so whenever I am the center of attention, things get out of whack in a bad way.

We are going to need to fix this!

 

[midwestyankee]

We are going to need to fix this!

Such a kind offer, but we proud members of the Sack Pack do not need fixing...though a little maintenance and some fluid changes once in while keep us older models in fine running order.

 

[pleasteasme]

Such a kind offer, but we proud members of the Sack Pack do not need fixing...though a little maintenance and some fluid changes once in while keep us older models in fine running order.

And coffee...don't forget the coffee!

 

[silverwhisper]

i was amused by this comment i directed at another person on a different forum:

sometimes...[snip]...i wonder what you did in a former life that fortune finds you to be its favorite TP.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm so tired of all the bullshit in my life. I'm tired of being lied to, and most especially I am tired of cleaning up other people's fuck-ups.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

{{{{bg}}}}

I never thought I was particularly vengeful. But some people...it's just so tempting to push them off the nearest cliff.

Good thing there are no cliffs where I live.

 

[M's girl]

I never thought I was particularly vengeful. But some people...it's just so tempting to push them off the nearest cliff.

Good thing there are no cliffs where I live.

Bobsgirl honey.... you okay?

 

[EJFan]

Such a kind offer, but we proud members of the Sack Pack do not need fixing...though a little maintenance and some fluid changes once in while keep us older models in fine running order.

in fact, we prefer NOT to be fixed.

you do realize that PTM is versed in the art of oral castration, don't you?

 

[pleasteasme]

in fact, we prefer NOT to be fixed.

you do realize that PTM is versed in the art of oral castration, don't you?

That sounds so much worse than it is...errrr, maybe not



Thanks for the glowing report EJ

 

[EJFan]

That sounds so much worse than it is...errrr, maybe not



Thanks for the glowing report EJ

*grabs construction helmet to place in front of groin*

no problem, PTM... you should always be proud of your accomplishments and abilities.

*smiles, nods, turns and sprints away*

 

[pleasteasme]

*grabs construction helmet to place in front of groin*

no problem, PTM... you should always be proud of your accomplishments and abilities.

*smiles, nods, turns and sprints away*

LOL...see, they always run


*giggles*

 

[EJFan]

LOL...see, they always run


*giggles*

*hears this, stops, turns and marches back... proudly... construction helmet still in place*

*upon rearriving, stares PTM squarely in the eye, plants long, slow, lustful kiss and renders her skills useless for several hours*

 

[pleasteasme]

*hears this, stops, turns and marches back... proudly... construction helmet still in place*

*upon rearriving, stares PTM squarely in the eye, plants long, slow, lustful kiss and renders her skills useless for several hours*

All I can say is *swoon*

You can rest in peace...I won't use my farm girl skills on you EJ