Isolated Blurt Thread

[Handley_Page]

The rules are usually printed some place on the box.

Or on a single sheet of paper, printed in 16 languages, in Times Roman 4 point, in pale blue.

 

[damppanties]

Darling, there are a lot of blokes who'll be only too pleased to teach you.

You'd think....

The rules are usually printed some place on the box.

There's a box?!

 

[PennLady]

I now have my keys.

They are not in a box.

 

[oggbashan]

I've just come back from another night at the movies. This time it was a Shakespeare's Globe production of The Taming of the Shrew.

Including an interval (sales opportunity for Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream) the show lasted 3 hours. For £10 each in VIP seats it was a great evening.

Shame that there were only 28 of us there.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I forgot my cellphone when I left for work 14 hours ago, and then went to kung fu class afterward (no time for home between). Not a single communication was missed.

I also hurt all up and down my right side for various reasons (pulled muscle at the gym, kicked someone's elbow at kung fu, smacked my own elbow at the market). I don't even know how I got the bruise on my left forearm.

 

[johneb87]

Arg! I must have bit the inside of my cheek last night. Been bugging me all day.

 

[glynndah]

There's a box?!

Perhaps you've been wrapped up in that fluffy white blanket just a bit too long...

 

[Handley_Page]

Arg! I must have bit the inside of my cheek last night. Been bugging me all day.

You might find this of some amusement:
They clearly need all this gear in Seattle, which isn't exactly the most genteel of cities. "Our laws are dumb," Phoenix says. "You can carry a sword that’s less than two and a half feet long, so you could walk about with a short broadsword, and you can also have anything that doesn’t remote detonate, so a grenade launcher’s fine too."


The full story is here.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

GD Car! It might be time to get a replacement...damn thing is falling apart. Now it needs a new starter! Crap.

 

[johneb87]

You might find this of some amusement:
They clearly need all this gear in Seattle, which isn't exactly the most genteel of cities. "Our laws are dumb," Phoenix says. "You can carry a sword that’s less than two and a half feet long, so you could walk about with a short broadsword, and you can also have anything that doesn’t remote detonate, so a grenade launcher’s fine too."


The full story is here.

Haha, oh yes, him. Looks like he's doing product endorsements now. I wonder if he'll start showing up on some of the local car dealer commercials around here.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I think my comprehension might be at an all time low today.

 

[johneb87]

Watching the first episode of Sherlock, really liking this. And I'm not usually into crime dramas.

 

[glynndah]

I finished a story and submitted it to Lit. I almost feel like a real writer once again.

 

[damppanties]

I finished a story and submitted it to Lit. I almost feel like a real writer once again.

Wait. You're real?

 

[johneb87]

Funny, yet terrifying at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqe6S6m73Zw

This will really become terrifying when we get to the point that our cars become more plugged into the internet.

 

[glynndah]

Wait. You're real?

Occasionally.

 

[Deb_Auchery]

Sh*t! Sh*t! F#ck*n' B@st@rd! Sh#tt#n'-f#ck"r-F#ckh"@d! B%ll%cks!!! G%dd@mm*t! G%dd@mm*t! G%dd@mm*t! F#CK!

Why do they put door handles hip bone height!!? F#ck"rs!!!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Whoops, spilt my wine, silly me.

 

[Handley_Page]

Sh*t! Sh*t! F#ck*n' B@st@rd! Sh#tt#n'-f#ck"r-F#ckh"@d! B%ll%cks!!! G%dd@mm*t! G%dd@mm*t! G%dd@mm*t! F#CK!

Why do they put door handles hip bone height!!? F#ck"rs!!!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Whoops, spilt my wine, silly me.

And thus came as a surprise ?
It's a convenient height for the hand. . .

 

[Handley_Page]

Funny, yet terrifying at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqe6S6m73Zw

This will really become terrifying when we get to the point that our cars become more plugged into the internet.

A better case for a 50s or 60s car is difficult to imagine.

 

[Deb_Auchery]

And thus came as a surprise ?
It's a convenient height for the hand. . .

I know, I know it makes sense but not at the time.

 

[Handley_Page]

Why is it that the skin problem called "heat rash" (which itches !) manifests itself in the middle of the night ?

 

[damppanties]

you're*

 

[glynndah]

Why is it that the skin problem called "heat rash" (which itches !) manifests itself in the middle of the night ?

Everything manifests itself in the middle of the night.

 

[Handley_Page]

Everything manifests itself in the middle of the night.

And always the WRONG things. . . .

 

[glynndah]

I tied for first place in a story contest on the new UK forum. Of course there were only two entries.

A from the good little witch.