Isolated Blurt Thread

[glynndah]

Everything I've ever learned about women fits neatly inside a brain the size of a pistachio nut.

I shall refrain from making any comments, Ben, but just know I'm smirking right now.

 

[damppanties]

Amit Trivedi is a genius.

 

[oggbashan]

Amit Trivedi is a genius.

Who? I had to Google him.

 

[glynndah]

Dear fifth grader:

You got musk cologne for Christmas, didn't you?

Judging from your liberal, nay, generous application of said cologne, gallons and gallons of it.

Sincerely,

the holding her breath library-lunch lady.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Watching children movies with the 2 yr old and 9 mth old.

"When do astronauts eat?"







"At launch time."

 

[Harry Leg]

Everything I've ever learned about women fits neatly inside a brain the size of a pistachio nut.

Theres only two ways to make women happy...and no one in the world knows what either of them are.

Thats all you need to know

 

[damppanties]

Who? I had to Google him.

He's the one.

 

[Harry Leg]

He's the one.

I thought i was the one

Good to see you stranger

 

[damppanties]

I thought i was the one

Good to see you stranger

The academic life doesn't leave much time for Lit-ting.

 

[Handley_Page]

The academic life doesn't leave much time for Lit-ting.

And we are the poorer for it

 

[LordMhoram]

Theres only two ways to make women happy...and no one in the world knows what either of them are.

Nonsense! Chocolate and a great orgasm...

...which is kinda just one way really, just two different methods.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nonsense! Chocolate and a great orgasm...

...which is kinda just one way really, just two different methods.

Ohhh... I have chocolate.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

My ice cube just . . . popped!


I hope no one heard it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My ice cube just . . . popped!


I hope no one heard it.

I did. What will you pay me not to tell anyone?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I did. What will you pay me not to tell anyone?

I will pay you a five-star vote on your next story. Will that work for you?


Congrats on your win, BTW. Nice job!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I will pay you a five-star vote on your next story. Will that work for you?


Congrats on your win, BTW. Nice job!

Oh man. Buying 5 stars. . . . Sure, why not. I've got a troll that will cancel your vote out. lol

Thanks, very muches. I'm using the money to replace a 20+ year old mattress. I'm very very very excited.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh man. Buying 5 stars. . . . Sure, why not. I've got a troll that will cancel your vote out. lol

Thanks, very muches. I'm using the money to replace a 20+ year old mattress. I'm very very very excited.

GREAT! I hope you put it to great use.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

GREAT! I hope you put it to great use.

So do I.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

So do I.

 

[SweetMaj]

This is going to be a wonderful day.

(In spite of the weather.)

 

[Handley_Page]

The Muse is off on her holidays, leaving me with a creative desert.
If this story makes it to the Valentine's Day Contest NEXT year, it'll be a bloody miracle, let alone this years.

 

[damppanties]

 

[impressive]

I'm the one who anonymously paid your electric bill years ago. I want to feel good about it, but I just don't. It totally sucks when an act of kindness is robbed of its warm fuzzies.

 

[TxRad]

I'm the one who anonymously paid your electric bill years ago. I want to feel good about it, but I just don't. It totally sucks when an act of kindness is robbed of its warm fuzzies.

An afternoon relaxing in the sun is always good for your warm and fuzzy.

 

[glynndah]

Dear Third Grade Teacher's Aide:

I'm almost certain the point of view you were supposed to be explaining to that little group of third graders referred to the narrator using "I" or "he", not what the narrator could see when he was standing or sitting.

Sincerely,

The flabbergasted good little witch.