Isolated Blurt Thread

[TxRad]

Doing a little more math than usual today, I calculated that my overpayments will end my car loan fifteen months early. If I can refinance like I want to next month, I can finish paying off my car even earlier. Things get even better if you figure that I am also cutting into interest owed, and don't know how to calculate for that

Check in Excel. I think there are a couple of ready made spread sheets that might help you with that. I know there was in Works. I used the one in there to help me keep track of my house payments and when I would pay it off and how much I saved over the long run.

You have to do some tweaking if you pay more than the normal payment but it's not hard to figure out.

 

[djserani]

There needs to be an erotica spelling and grammar dictionary for MS Word.

 

[TxRad]

There needs to be an erotica spelling and grammar dictionary for MS Word.

There is but you have to make it up as you go.

Word's spelling and grammar are aimed at business letters and such. Not worth a shit for fiction at all, erotic or not.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Check in Excel. I think there are a couple of ready made spread sheets that might help you with that. I know there was in Works. I used the one in there to help me keep track of my house payments and when I would pay it off and how much I saved over the long run.

You have to do some tweaking if you pay more than the normal payment but it's not hard to figure out.

I checked with an online one, worked very well, but it said 11 months early instead of 15... But if I divide my entire amount due from now on, including all interest, it comes up to 15.5 payments early...

Either way, I'll own my car outright before February of 2015

 

[TxRad]

I checked with an online one, worked very well, but it said 11 months early instead of 15... But if I divide my entire amount due from now on, including all interest, it comes up to 15.5 payments early...

Either way, I'll own my car outright before February of 2015

Yeah, but the interest is computed monthly so the on-line deal is probably closer to right. Payment is made, interest is subtracted and then the principle is paid. Principle won't catch up with interest until the loan is about halfway paid off. This is why making big payments early knocks the loan down quicker.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I put my head down for a nap before I went to the gym. As my eyes were closing, for some completely unknown reason, the title "Batman and Robin Hood" popped in my head. So I'm now writing "The Adventures of Batman and Robin Hood: An Erotic Tale set in the Aztec Jungle". I figured the Aztec jungle was the least likely place to find either of them.

Batman will be the modern day Batman with his mansion, all of his normal gadgets, and complaining about the lack of roads to use the Batmobile on.

Robin Hood will be your classic Robin Hood, still being chased by the Sheriff of Naughtingham (in the Aztec jungle), and all that comes with it.

I have no idea yet how I am going to make it erotic (it won't be gay male, write your own Batman and Robin Hood story).

It should be the dumbest story I have ever written. Even dumber than Oil Can.

 

[TxRad]

I put my head down for a nap before I went to the gym. As my eyes were closing, for some completely unknown reason, the title "Batman and Robin Hood" popped in my head. So I'm now writing "The Adventures of Batman and Robin Hood: An Erotic Tale set in the Aztec Jungle". I figured the Aztec jungle was the least likely place to find either of them.

Batman will be the modern day Batman with his mansion, all of his normal gadgets, and complaining about the lack of roads to use the Batmobile on.

Robin Hood will be your classic Robin Hood, still being chased by the Sheriff of Naughtingham (in the Aztec jungle), and all that comes with it.

I have no idea yet how I am going to make it erotic (it won't be gay male, write your own Batman and Robin Hood story).

It should be the dumbest story I have ever written. Even dumber than Oil Can.

Maid Marion and Batgirl come to mind.

That or a few virgins saved from the sun god alter.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Maid Marion and Batgirl come to mind.

That or a few virgins saved from the sun god alter.

I think I am going to avoid sidekicks. Though Marion could work. Otherwise I just have Aztec women to have their way with.

 

[TxRad]

I think I am going to avoid sidekicks. Though Marion could work. Otherwise I just have Aztec women to have their way with.

Maybe Batman takes a liking to Marion and Robin Hood don't like it. Although there are some theories on how hot the Aztec women were that might make some interesting reading.

 

[djserani]

"Define interesting."

"Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?"

 

[theravenfox]

"Define interesting."

"Oh God, Oh God, we're all gonna die?"

In the Mongolian culture it was a horrible insult to wish someone an interesting life.

War
Strife
Natural Disasters
...all things people find interesting

 

[Remec]

What am doing still awake?!?!?!?

*sigh*

 

[Eutopia]

:>

Fuck 'em in the arse.

:U

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Last night's UFC event had some great fights, but I really shouldn't have stayed up so late...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Dammit. I have to rerecord the monologue that I recorded in my office the other day. The light in the background is bleeding through like mad. Like MAD!!!

 

[Katyusha]

*sighs sadly* I think this friendship has heard its final death knell.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I hate when my boss starts redesigning a house near the end of the project, when I have to fix every single page of plans, elevations, sections, details, the 3d model, everything...

 

[theravenfox]

Why am I always so horny after I work out???

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why am I always so horny after I work out???

Don't look at me. I'm usually too tired to get an erection after working out (tonight is a perfect example of that ).

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My stalker just sent me a mousepad that says Hamburger on it. I'm so tired of this...

 

[theravenfox]

Don't look at me. I'm usually too tired to get an erection after working out (tonight is a perfect example of that ).

You just need the proper incentive.

 

[theravenfox]

My stalker just sent me a mousepad that says Hamburger on it. I'm so tired of this...

That does not sound like the proper incentive.

 

[djserani]

My stalker just sent me a mousepad that says Hamburger on it. I'm so tired of this...

Poor TGP! You seem to get all the attention from exactly the wrong place!

*huggles*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You just need the proper incentive.

I think I could have the asian woman of my dreams sitting on my lap in a school girl outfit, stroking me as I type this, and I would still be unable to get an erection. I'm just too tired and worn out right now...

And no, Rich is never an incentive for anything productive. I'm starting a file for the shit he is sending me just in case I need to call the police some day.

 

[Katyusha]

Why am I always so horny after I work out???

Endorphins. I have that problem too.